h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hi, Spelugx!
Your name is really hard to spell, and I never tried to pronounce it. But I have seen at least 9 different ways to spell my name so I don't think there's a reason to be upset. Anyway, everybody can call me Hati.

Oh, Bumble! I didn't notice you before.
OK, let's do it this way - you take from the head and I'll take the legs. And then on my count on three.

ONE














TWO















THREEEEEEEEEE!

ello, ello, ello
what's goin' on here then?

thom

Irv has fainted and we need to get him on the sofa.

Ahhhhh, I see now.
well, don't panic.
IIEM, can I get a cup of tea and a cold glass of water?
thom

*tries not to panic*

*Puts v/_\3 on*
I can make you a c)_( of if you wish, Minifig Thom.
The bikini competition, when it starts, is going to be open for anyone to join, whether they be rock, male, fish, female or a small green furry creature from Alpha Centauri.

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Hi, BB!
I'd like to have some tea, too, please.
Here's my c[_]

*Pours Hatifnat a in his c[_]*
How're you today?

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I am fine, thank you, if I only haven't this amount of w*rk around me.

And this is her c[_], not his.

/* Wonders why everyone is making such a fuss over a cardboard cut out, and goes to the closet to get some of the others. Notices a cardboard cut out of Irv still in the closet. */

Oh, the real Irv has faded! Ook! Ook! Get your nurse's kit!

_/-\_


(and it's a very pretty cup too, Hati)

Sorry - I got yours and my c[_] confused when I did the washing up.
Don't worry - it's a clean mug. Although I can pour you another in yours if you'd like.

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I'd like.

how's everyone's day going. as for me, i'm a bit happier now my house is nigh-on ready for my parents return.
what would make it virtually perfect would be a tea refill.
thom

/* Ook swings down from the rafters, wearing a little white nurse's cap, and takes Irv's pulse */

Ook: Ook!

/* the IIEM produces a hypodermic syringe filled with what looks very much like espresso */

*pop*
I'm sorry folks, I got called to Elsewhere without any notice.
*removes her cardboard-cutout and puts it back in the closet.*
Tea! Good!
How is Irv doing? Still floating in the sofa?
He'll come to, eventually

Now I've seen that too: A blue orangutan !

Perhaps we should stop Ook before he uses that hypo?

But I'm late for work - so long for now!

_/-\_


/* jingle */

*sips with a very sofisticated face*

*Pours everyone a *

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