h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Thank god someones back.
* Feeds some to Thor *
The bat was getting bored. Careful he doesn't get in your hair. Just don't feed him .
Can you suggest somewhere more happening than here to visit?

Do you want to meet my other three bats?
There in one of these pockets? * pats pockets one goes squeek *
Good coat this. Infinite number of pockets. Infinite amount of garbage. And an infinite length amount of time to clean.
Here's my bats:
Killer
Mr Grin
Saber tooth

* bats nibble on a *
One IIEM please.

*sips *

Something more exciting? Perhaps you should pay a visit on the pirate ship. OTOH you are underage and on this ship there are pirates doing nasty things .

But, here's the link:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/A579684

I can be found in the greenhouse, also in the Lighthouse Bar.

But we can also feed the bats here. We even have somewhere the neveremptying biscuit-case or something like that. Unfortunately I don't remember how it looked like or where it is.

* Magics up a biscuit basket in mid air {____} *
* bats flock round the basket and make a good go at emptying it *

No chance something nasty'll happen round here with the BBC's draconian House Rules and moderators.

We are doing our best, you know.

/* Jingle */

So it is Aroma again? Officially?

/* notices bats, and immediatly feeds them because he thinks it must be good for bats, since it is good for cats */

I remember days when the Aroma Café was consistently on the 5 busiest list. Ah, I guess that makes me an old geezer. Now, even Lil's Atelier doesn't make it there so often, suprisingly.

_/-\_

*wanders in, dressed in motley. Spots d'E, a semi-familiar face*

Hello, there! Is this the best place for a cup of ?

It IS the best place for a cup of , you should try the triple espresso with an extra shot of espresso... Oh I forgot it again, perhaps somebody else can describe it as there were some more shots.

Anyway, IIEM, I'd like a blue java today, please.

Ahh, good morning, everybody!

Good morning Café!
d'Elaphant asked if the Aroma name is official again.
As long as Irv Washington is gone, there's no way we can fix the name issue wether we make a new one or change it back.
But as long as the conversation-headers doesn't get m******d, I'm chancing it.

Hello Arleccino and spelugx, welcome to the Café! The neverempty cookie jar is on the counter there. It's usually full of chok-chips cookies, sometimes gingersnaps.
Over in that corner there's a very slumbering slumberparty. *points at what looks like a small lumpy mound covered with a towel.*

IIEM, a caffe latte, please.

* chases bats away from cookie jar and takes a gingersnap *

I'll try a blue java , please IIEM.

*Washes up*
*Puts v/_\3 on*

<BB<

* lights a fire on an adjacent coffee table and starts cooking a *
* sips *

Hello my dear!
I finally remembered to bring back my tea mug c)_( .
What are you going to do this year BB? More school?

Can I have a real tea, please?

*Hands Bumblebee and Hatifnat a each*
This year I'm working as I can't afford to study at university, what with Tuition Fees etc.
I may subscribe to the Open University, though.

<BB<

I've just completed 500 SETI@home workunits!!! This calls for celebration.
Have some fish?

* takes off fire and offers it to everybody. throws towel on fire *

One IIEM please.

Wrong drink. *throws on smouldering fire*
One please IIEM.
*alcohol catches fire*

Thanks, BB.
I tried once with the Open University but I was too lazy to graduate. I need somebody to remind me every day to do my lessons.
*sips *
Yummi!