h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

/* Makes a ball-tossing motion for no apparent reason. Zeppo seems to be grinning. */

[Link] ... So we're here to stop you, KL.

[Elbert] Do you know what he's going to do?

[Link] Not as such, no.

[Y2K] You came to stop our plans before you knew what they were??

[Link] You're villains. Do we really need specifics?

[Y2K] Good point, but I don't recommend trying. [explains the Continuity Gun]

[Link] I see. The fact remains: you're going to cause a temporal paradox if you remove that.

shall i take that as a 'you can join'

Yes, yes, yes. You can join, Uncle Heavy, for all the good that it'll do.

In any event, I won't be causing a temporal paradox for two reasons. First of all, I'm merely affecting continuity here, not the flow of the space/time continuum. Two different things.

Secondly, it is mathematically impossible for a temporal paradox to exist. Aren't you aware of that? Believe me, I'm not about to go around causing disastrous effects to the time line just yet. With the continuity gun powered by Affy's stolen Moderation Software, made available thanks to a little manipulation of Professor Tonks, nothing will go wrong.

And besides, it's not like I'm going to be bringing back the rat-ants just to leave them around the forest for you people to attempt to murder them again. They will be sent to a safehouse for sentient beings until a time deemed safe, at which point they will be escorted to my Draco where they will begin acting as my guards.

So, will you please leave me alone. I have some pets to resurect.

*Minos aims at the tunnels, and fires. A few seconds later, the tunnel is fixed, and the water has been transported back to where it came from*

[Link] And we still keep our abilities, right?

[Y2K] Don't look at me.

[Link] [draws his sword] Well, let's say for the sake of argument that we do.

[Saria raises her magic staff, and Rodrigo powers up his interior furnace.]

*George looks confused and sits on a rock*

[Saria] [to George] He means our Trance skills, you dolt!

[Y2K] Your what now?

[Saria, Link, and Rodrigo]
[VS.]
[Y2K]
[Music: The Boss Theme from Chrono Trigger]

[Y2K dons his Vader mask* and draws his red-bladed lightsaber.]

[Link slashes at Y2K with his sword]

[Y2K responds with a crosswise swipe.]

[Saria uses Hyper Light on Y2K, who recoils.]

[Rodrigo explodes, slamming Y2K around, and then rises from the ashes, fully recovered.]

[*Footnote: Y2K is a clone of YK. Y2K typically wears a Darth Vader outfit and a black tie.]

/* Zeppo barks ferociously at the tunnel. */

Oh, you shouldn't have done that. He likes water. Now you've made him mad.

*George goes into trance and dumps four feet on snow on the former rat-ant pond and the surrounding area. It's really quite nice.*

*applauds*

George, you probably want to describe your Trance Formation in each forum it appears in. You know /I/ know, but probably no one else here knows.


[A silver-skinned Mafia droid named Vinny is walking through the woods, and is now about fifteen feet away from where the goings-on are going on]

[Vinny] Hey, what?? That guy jus' started glowin' white! An' his nose got long! And wings jus' appeared on 'is ankles! I gotta see this! [walks over]

[{Spinning Blade}]

[Link enters Trance Mode. He glows the same shade of blue as the Triforce of Courage, and his hair becomes white and sharply defined and his eyes are fierce. He leaps at Y2K and spins 360 degrees, his sword outstretched. Y2K stumbles backwards.]

[Saria slams at Y2K with her staff.]

[Y2K] Oh, please, I'm a Sith lord with command of the Dark Side of the Force.

[Saria] Good point.

[She pats a tree, which by the power of the Forest bends over, smashes Y2K over the head, and straightens back up. The Forest seems to chuckle.]

[Y2K] [on the ground, weakly] Okay, I'm big enough to admit that I didn't see that coming.

[Rodrigo] [to Saria] May the Forest be with you.

Well, yes you did, Y2K, don't you remember?

*KL shoots the continuity gun at Y2K, who has now, for all intents and purposes, avoided the tree. KL targets the snow, and vaporises it*

As for Zeppo, the water still exists at the same place that Amy the Ant and Styx the Rat got it from.

Now, what shall I do next? Ah, I know, the return of the rat-ants I took. I need this to be a complete family reunion.

*George, still in Trance, shoots at, and freezes{temporarily, mind you}, The Krymla Leader.

*to everyone's surprise, a sea of fuzzies comes flowing out of the forest and completely covers the frozen KL. their combined body heat (they're extremely warm) thaws him. then the sea recedes again*

[Y2K] HA!

[Link] Yow! This is getting TOUGH!

[Saria] How come you're stating the obvious?

[Link] Just for the heck* of it.

[*Footnote: All the games Link is in are rated E for "Everyone".]

*takes the opportunity to wedgie the KL*

[Link] UH, that was a very silly thing you just did.

[Rodrigo] Don't do it again.

*wanders into forest with a picnic*



Wedgies, eh? This is more dangerous than I thought.

Hi Amy. Can we join you?

/* A silly question, since Zeppo already has his nose in the picnic basket */

I have some and . Although I think a picnic would be much nicer if there were a lake nearby.

There are some swimming holes in the forest. I think would like those.