h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

.....just as long as you don't keep threatening Northampton in here! I would find that a little hard to swallow LOL
shazz

well I prayed to, no posted in the wrong forum... even though I normally dislike being proselytized I just can't resist a church that smells so much like a kitchen .
could I join, please?? My caramel brownies are famous around my friends... *opens bag with trial brownies*

Caramel.... hmmmm.... And no, I won't be threatening Northamptonshire in here. I rarely did that with the Knights, as I'm not quite sure where Northamptonshire is...

I am the thithe collector. Have you all paid your tithes? Every last crumb? NO?

PREPARE TO SUFFER THE CONSEQUENCES!

OK. I got somewhat carried away there. It's just, I've never been in a position of power before, and it kind of goes to my head...

NOW WHERE THE HELL (lentil hell, that is) ARE THOSE TITHES? PAY UP OR YOU WILL ALL GO TO BROWNIE HELL. MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

It's true. Ask archbishop Marv!

Uh... how much is the tithe? And stop yelling, you're hurting my ears!

It is what it shall be. -Archbishop Marv

How philosophical! Normally a tithe would be 10% of what you make... But that's an awful lot of chocolate just to hand over... Maybe we should just go with as much chocolate as we feel we can spare.

*pinches off a corner of a brownie and hands it over to Goth with a sweet smile*

This should about cover it.

*just about manages to cram two chocolate Brownies into her mouth with out choking*

Er...Oh what a shame, I don't appear to have any to spare...er...

*when Goth has turned away regurgitates Brownie and lies on floor coughing vigourously*

[weakly]
Crumb in my...cough....throat..cough
-Jinx

Here you go, Jinx. Have a swig of Marv's tequilla - he doesn't know its gone yet! That should take care of the tickle...

Hey, Marv! Look over there! *quickly returns the bottle of tequilla to Archbishop Marv's pocket, hoping that he didn't notice anything was amiss...*

Now don't try to get out of titheing that easy. You must really try harder. -Archbishop Marv.

*pats chest contentedly*

Hey Marvs tequila really hits the spo...t.
Er...

*fixes face into insane grin and tunes voice to match it*

Hello Marv! Er..what a nice hat you're wearing....Er..

Uh... what if I don't produce chocolate? I just appreciate it. Worship, I suppose, in this context. I might be able to snag some of Anedr, the Mad Hatter's chocolate for you...

Whatever waxes your skis. You all have to speak to Goth about that. -Archbishop Marv


p.s. Try not to forget that we have a fully trained inquisition staff at our disposal.

I'm just trying to be a good little churchgoer and pay my tithe and you're threatening me with inquisition? Why?

I think that he may be refering to the misappropriation...er... borrowing of the sacramental tequilla. *sheepish grin*

When you pay your ithe you have nothing to fear from the inquisition. -Archbishop Marv.

*appearth thuddenly witth a hot poker tto hand and looks imploring at tthe mathter*

Pleathe mathther? May hI? Itth been tho long thince we had a good inquithiting...

Z

well then hurry up and get here, tithe collector!

Hi Astrodome NIce to see you back!
shazz

*backs up against altar and hides under altar cloth like a child at a wedding*