h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Betty Crocker is an enemy. The eleventh sugjestion - Mixes are not good. But we would be happy to have you with us. A chocolyte perhaps? Nah, we need a better title for ya. Preistess will have to do untill we come up with something better. -Arch Bishop Marv

I am a chocolyte! *smug*


Um..



What's a chocolyte?

It's like an acolyte, but there's more chocolate involved! Welcome!

hmmmmmmmmmmm.... chocolate..............

excuse me.

*brushes crumbs from skirt*

Hi, um, I, er, just bought a sandwich, um.. Yeah, that's it. A sandwich. *feeble laugh*

A chocolyte (listen up everyone!) is the keeper of the batter. They shall assist in the making of the Brownie. -Arch Bishop Marv.

But the real theological question is this - are the chocolytes the keepers of the batter covered sporks? And if so, do they get the first lick? And if so, boy am I jealous!

Please don't shun me from the church, I only keep the altar and I know it's compulsory, but....
I don't actually like chocolate....you now, in any great detail..
*shuffles uncomfortably*
It makes me sick.
Um...
Well I'll just get back to cleaning the altar...the candlesticks....the oven..
*ahem*
~Jinx

*gasp!*

We'll forgive you this jaff, Jinx, but only because you do such a wonderful job cleaning the ove...uhh...altar. As long as you never profane against the sacred Great Brownie and accept occassional mocking as a results of this.

*shakes head in mock disappointment*

*hangs head in shame*

Must I live in the belltower all on my own and keep away from all other believers?

Oh deary deary me...
(to quote Terry Pratchett)

It's all right Jinx, I forgive you. You can also earn an indulgence by giving me a Brownie. -Marv Arch Bishop

I'll be the person in charge of confiscating holy relics from the unfaithful.

Welcome Savior of Paper Clips! -Archbishop Marv

He's trying to get me, but it doesn't matter 'cos look at this big plate of chocolate brownies...all for Archbishop Marv...

*hands plate to Marv*

Am I still in the church then...

Of course Jinx, as I have said before, it is easy to join the CotTB but it is hard to leave.

And what would you do with an untidy altar?!

Speaking as someone who has one in her very own home, *scream*! Thanks, oh Holy Brother Marv. These hit the spot!

My current cult isn't big enough... I need something larger can I join yours?

Woo! Now, I wonder if double fudge brownies with walnuts would qualify as a holy relic...

That depends. How much alcohol do they contain?

Share and Enjoy, brother Irons!