h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

What do you mean, avoided the question? Didn't I answer it???
If not, please just ask the question again instead of criticising me.

Erm, I think Menza was referring to my Blade Runner questions to Tinkerbell... Or am I wrong? Again?

Far too easy
Leon Kowalski. Incept date 10th April, 2017. Function, Combat/loader, Physical rating A, Mental rating C.
You're just not trying hard enough
*wonders whether to mention that she was forced to spend two years studying this so she may have an unfair advantage*

Anyway Corrupt One thanks for the drinks
*decides to ignore the glasses and drink straight from the barrel in order to save time and washing up*

That sinister thinking thingy sounds quite interesting although being a fairy of goodness I can't be seen going to places like that

So on this CD player I can listen to Hanson, oooh Would that be the 1st album, the Christmas album or the new album?
Aaah well I guess we'll have to use what's left in here...
*searches through a stack of CD's, finds the 'Now The Best Party Anthems Ever-7 featuring Mel C' and a battered ballroom dancing album*
Ooh we have the Fox Trot,
*whips out her evening dress and starts to dance*
La la la la, cha cha cha...

Bah; hustled again...
Okay then, brains, any other films you might care to be quizzed on? Perhaps a more level playing field? *desperately tries to restore shattered pride*

Sounds like your Jelly/jello has a bad case of spots. I like mine with pineapple and cocaonut mixed in. unless it is the sparkling white grape kind.

Ugghhh...they started up the music again in the STUMPED room. At least I smashed that one annoying person into the wall...

Hey, Tinkerbell, save some for the rest of us! *throws the empty keg out the window* Ahh, well, I'd better go get some more...

What kind of drinks do you people want this time?

And when is the End Of The Universe going to happen, anyway?

*pours Y*

One sparkling grape drink.

Hello again.

Hmm Hello to you too although I don't think it was aimed at me

Right as a good fairy I have to ask you why you were pushing someone into a wall as it doesn't seem very polite and are they alright?...now my fairy duties are over though can we have some more of these barrels of stuff please? The side effects are becomig quite enjoyable

Err, any films other than Blade Runner? Not really...I'm alleged to have studied Stagecoach and War Of The Worlds but I don't thnk I could answer any questions on them...the only thing I can remember is Blade Runner *thinks could suggest Die Hard trilogy but that's not exactly a classic set of films* Besides you can't change the film as that would lower my knowledge to none and that would be most unfair

Well... you could ask *me* questions on Performance, my (other) favourite film *evil grin*. I don't kno nuffin 'bout that one, honest...

Or is it a silly game anyway?

Hmmm I hate to say this but I've never heard of performance, sorry so I guess that's the end to that game...although in my defence I'd like to point out that I do have an extremely strong dislike for Blade Runner so answering questions on it is harder than you think

Anyway it might be a silly game but no one here's dancing apart from me so its' the only other thing to d

*comes back in with two BIG kegs of Pan Galactic Gargle Blasters* Anyone want some of this stuff? And Tink, I pushed him into the wall because HE thought it would be funny if I ran into the wall to knock myself out. Go to the forum for more details...http://www.h2g2.com/F39392?thread=61879. I'm starting to have a GOOD day! :-) *gulps down a Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster*

As ruder people than myself have said in the past, 'mine's a large one...'

*pours *

Here you go.

I suppose if he wanted to be pushed into the wall then that's alright...but I still can't go there incase some one see's me and my good fairy name is ruined

*dances over and fetches a glass of whatever the nice drink is*

Anyway, why is no one else dancing? I've only got an hour left before the eveil bt woman appears so someone ought to join in soon

Well, he just woke up, and I think I'm in trouble...

And no one will see you as long as you don't write anything while you're there...

Hmmm well you can stay here and dance until he forgets what happened...
*realises that it may be possible that people don't like dancing at parties*

So you reckon if I tip toe quietly then no-one will know I was there...how do I know this isn't a sinister plan?

'Cause I'm only sinister to other sinister people, superheroes, or people who are asking for it. NYC Student falls under two of those categories; you fall under none of them.

Therefore, I'm nice to you...want another Gargle Blaster?

Aaaw thanks
So am I supposed to be nice to you or being corrupt do you prefer those who act sinister? Because I can probably growl a bit
*goes off to practice growling*
meow...sorry...meeeow...darn it...graaaarrr...oh never mind

Nahhh, you don't have to be corrupt to hang out with The Corrupt One! You just have to have a good sense of humor...unlike these people in the Napster chat room that I'm also in right now...

And please, don't try to growl!

How about more of a roar?
rar...erm...graarr...nope can't do that either, hang on I bet I could do sinister faces...
*stands and pulls a variety of faces noen of which are remotely sinister although some are scary*
Nope can't do it...

*goes back to dancing as there's only 4 minutes left and there's still no one else dancing*