h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Jello? I guess s
Hmmm if you're from America (nothing gets past me) does that mean there'll be Oreo's as I love them and you can't get them here...
This parties sounding better and better

I've never been that fond of jelly.

Why of course! Here are some Oreos and some DoubleStuffs for you
Menza would you care for any?
*Hold out a large tray with a beautiful display of black quasi-chocolately cookies sandwiching a creamy rich filling in white*
This must be a Coat and Tails/Tales affair
Anyone for a Waltz? - No... better make that a Tangerine Tango!
-Jin

*starts munching on a cookie*
I've been caught out like this before, when you say tango am I supposed to leap out dressed all in orange or do you just want to dance...just thought I'd check before I agree to anything
DoubleStuffs? See now this time you've confused me without even trying
Hold on...*drags in a goat*...here you go although quite why we need a goat to have a party is beyond me

*Grinning wildly* A goat for me??? No no we must share!
-Anyways you fool... the Double in DoubleStuffs is Double the white stuff so you don't have to Split and Stack the Oreos!
-You look just scrumpchuss in Tangerine!
-Can three people tango?
Well we can try....

Glad you like the goat...still don't see why it was necessary though
Surely when eating Oreo's you just eat as many as you can in a short a time as possible?
So I was supposed to be dressed in Orange? That's a relief
Hmmm, when you say three people is that including the goat? As I don't think goats can dance too well

I don't think you should assume such things, the goat is well respected in the dance community
How about another cookie? My, how fast you eat them.
-Another?
Quite a festive Orange you have on... I do believe it is more Mandarin though.
Its Saturday night there don't you have a party to go to or did the Royal Ball last for a few days?
-Jin

I thought people frowned upon dancing with a goat.

Who?? Which people?? Certainly not the Austrians!!!
-Hmmmm
-I think its time for a nap if your not going to dance with me

My apologies to the goat
*slows down the cookie consumption so as not to appear too greedy*
It's Saturday night where? What? Oh here, I was supposed to be doing something but it fell through...besides I spent all Thursday night dancing and I was out last night so tonight I'm not
BTW, Royal Ball? What? Who went to a royal ball, oh was that what it was

Oh wait up, I never said that I wasn't going to dance with you, I merely suggested that the goat wouldn't be good to dance with

Well ok then one fine dance and then a quick nap
*Swings TB into a righteous starting position as the music begins and TB is light as a feather being snapped about with extreme care even more extreme attitude and the most extreme sensuousness.*

Oh really? *wonders what she's let herself in for*
I am concerned about the word snapped though, it doesn't sound particularly safe...err Menza?

DE is going to get envious if you keep dancing like that.

*Sits back to watch everyone*

Who's DE? The Duke Of Edinburgh? Wow, I didn't know Jin had friends in such high places

Anyway, Mr Indiferent the party was your idea so shouldn't you be dancing too...and I seem to recall Menza being invited to join in too?

No, Dancing Ermine, he is the resident dancing expert. But he's not arround much at the moment.

Aaah well I think Jin's gone now anyway...
Guess that means I can go find Mr Indifferent's party now

I'll just hang about here for a while.

That's alright, it's not often that Bt works so I'm taking full advantage of it and leaving very slowly