h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*Look left then right... the place is completely deserted - Ghost Forum*

Just thought it waz a catchy title...
-Jin

ps.Thanks for stopping by....

You're welcome--seems like there SHOULD be more people around...

Oh well, if you want to talk to me, feel free to.

The Corrupt One, mindless ranter of h2g2

PS--does this place sell Pan Galactic Gargle Blasters? I need one pretty badly by this point...

Yes sir! *He shouts to whatever is not there*
You should be able to find a Pangalactic anywhere here there or everywhere.. And I hope you find this one enjoyable
*Hands over foaming [%]*

You had better drink it quick, I thing the glass is disolving.

*drinks gargleblaster*
Ugggghhh, maybe I drank that too fast...

*wanders in looking for the drinks tray containing the excellent selection of Adelbaran liquers*

*now sober, walks back in with drinks tray*

Here, you people look too sober. Drinks are on the house!

*passes drinks to all in forum*

*as if by magic appears at the mention of free drinks*
Hmmm, don't mind if I d
Cheers!
*realises there's no one else here so sets about testing all the liquers*

Neat! When do we witness the end of the universe?

Hmmm, I didn't know that was part of the deal...but don't worry I'm not going to get that drunk on this liquer and I generally only destroy stuff when I'm drunk so it'll be fine
*finds some rogue Lindisfarne Mead and continues testing*
BTW you know this party, is there jelly and icecream?

/*A very high pitch whining noise swirls through the forum , then back again and then realizing that this is not the Wizard of Oz Forum quickly departs*/
Is that the end of the universe?
No.
-J

Thank god for that.

Hmmm, if it was going to happen it would have happened on Thursday and that was one of the best days on record so I wouldn't worry...although my feet did hurt a bit so maybe that was why

Just realised that was quite badly phrased so I'm returning to add that that should have read "so maybe that was it" it being the end of the world

Hi everyone.
There is pizza at my party and there will be cake and ice cream shortly. and jelly if you want some.

But there is beer here.

*pours and *

Yeah okay. But you are all still invited to come, if you want.
I'll have a (_) while I'm here I think.

Yes I would like the jelly on my pizza and do you have any mustard for my ice cream?
Hi TB and Menza... TB I am sure that you would have some painful feet if you were dancing during the end of the universe.
*Finds a tray to carry some drinks*
-So how about a round on me, pours Y's
"Happy 19th of August!!!"
*Toasts glasses*

Hi Jin, I like this thread there are so many excuses for drinking and all of them so unnecessary
*clinks Y glass*
Oh and you have to have jelly at your party otherwise it wouldn't be the same...I'll defintiely turn up once the jellys set...can it be red jelly?

Jelly as in Jello? Ah yes, I'm sorry.
Red? Sure. And green, and blue, and orange, and pink, and purple, and yellow with green spots.