A Conversation for The Feline and Fiddle

The Ladies Loo

Post 141

Demon Drawer

I siad there were so few compared to the male clientele that is.


The Ladies Loo

Post 142

Menza

*mops floor inconspicuously*


The Ladies Loo

Post 143

Amy the Ant - High Manzanilla of the Church of the Stuffed Olive

smiley - laugh

smiley - erm I wonder why there are so few females in the F&F.

Menza, this is a marketing opportunity. What are you doing about it?


The Ladies Loo

Post 144

Menza

Ummm, howabout putting cocktail brollies in the drinks?


The Ladies Loo

Post 145

Amy the Ant - High Manzanilla of the Church of the Stuffed Olive

Wouldn't the dye in them make the head of the smiley - stout go a funny colour? smiley - rainbow


The Ladies Loo

Post 146

Demon Drawer

Can't have the smiley - stout going funny colours. It's bad enough that some Irish pubs in Ireland now die the smiley - stout Green for St. Paddy's day (I blame the American influence). No just keep the brollies out of the smiley - stout.

You can stick them in the lager though, just not the ales. smiley - winkeye


The Ladies Loo

Post 147

Menza

Well obviously

*pours 2 smiley - stout and a smiley - stiffdrink with a brolly*


The Ladies Loo

Post 148

AEndr, The Mad Hatter

*washes her specs*


The Ladies Loo

Post 149

Menza

*pours (_)*


The Ladies Loo

Post 150

AEndr, The Mad Hatter

in the toilet ?!


The Ladies Loo

Post 151

Menza

Its less distance to walk! smiley - winkeye


The Ladies Loo

Post 152

AEndr, The Mad Hatter

I'm not convinced it's a good idea. Isn't it against the health and safety regs anyway? You'll have the moderators removing your message if you aren't careful smiley - winkeye


The Ladies Loo

Post 153

Amy the Ant - High Manzanilla of the Church of the Stuffed Olive

*starts drinking her smiley - stout before Health and Safety take it away*

smiley - smiley This is safe. Bacteria can't grow in it. It's poisonous to all forms of life.

smiley - erm


The Ladies Loo

Post 154

Menza

Hmmm

I think I see where my life as been going wrong. smiley - erm


The Ladies Loo

Post 155

Tinkerbell *tumbleweed*

*pouts as she isn't quite sure if she's being insulted or not*
Hmmmmmmm.... HMMMMmmmmmmmm!
*blows the dust off of one of the chairs in front of the mirrors and sits down to reapply her lipstick (diamond shine by maybelline, has REAL glitter smiley - bigeyes )*


The Ladies Loo

Post 156

Menza

*pours smiley - stiffdrink and adds a brolly*

Here you go. smiley - smiley


The Ladies Loo

Post 157

Tinkerbell *tumbleweed*

Y'know I can see why drinking in loo's hasn't taken off yet, the service in these places is far from convenient smiley - laugh

...

I'll get my goat...


The Ladies Loo

Post 158

Menza

I'm sure there is a rule about having livestock in the toilets!


The Ladies Loo

Post 159

Kitty

*Kitty is sure it wouldn't apply to him, now would it, Kitty looks threatening... till he realises quite where he is and goes back to the fire in the main bar*


The Ladies Loo

Post 160

Menza

The goat appears to have fainted. smiley - winkeye


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