A Conversation for The Feline and Fiddle
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Amy the Ant - High Manzanilla of the Church of the Stuffed Olive Started conversation Jul 12, 2000
I thought it was about time we had somewhere to powder our noses (or other body parts as appropriate).
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Menza Posted Jul 12, 2000
*walks in wearing a blindfold, only to fall over the waste paper basket*
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Amy the Ant - High Manzanilla of the Church of the Stuffed Olive Posted Jul 12, 2000
*walks in ... tries to look surprised at finding Menza here ... fails*
Take the wastebasket on your way out and empty it, there's a dear 
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Amy the Ant - High Manzanilla of the Church of the Stuffed Olive Posted Jul 13, 2000
*whistles tunelessly*
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Menza Posted Jul 13, 2000
I'm going, I'm going
*picks up biin and walks into one of the cubicles*
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Amy the Ant - High Manzanilla of the Church of the Stuffed Olive Posted Jul 13, 2000
*takes Menza by the hand*
Don't worry, Menza I'll take you back to the bar.
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Fashion Cat Posted Jul 13, 2000
poor Menza.... maybe we should invite more men down here.... 
ooh... evil thoughts
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Bumblebee Posted Jul 14, 2000
*dashes in, obviously in a hurry*
Thank god, no queue! All that champagne.....
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Menza Posted Jul 14, 2000
*gets hit in the nose by the door as it flies open, and lands in the waste paper basket he was supposed to be collecting*
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Tinkerbell *tumbleweed* Posted Jul 15, 2000
Why's Menza wondering around blindfolded? Surely he knows he can have a fetching little stand saying "male staff in the building", should one of us tell him?
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Amy the Ant - High Manzanilla of the Church of the Stuffed Olive Posted Jul 15, 2000
No, it's more fun watching him trying to clean the place blindfolded
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Tinkerbell *tumbleweed* Posted Jul 15, 2000
Suppose your right Maybe we could turn it into a pin the tail on the donkey type game only have place the soap by the sinks instead
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Menza Posted Jul 15, 2000
*Tries to get up but find that he has sat on the bin and is now stuck*
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Amy the Ant - High Manzanilla of the Church of the Stuffed Olive Posted Jul 15, 2000
Not again, Menza! You're lucky I happened to pop in or you would have been stuck like that all night.
*Extracts Menza from bin*
Now do something useful and put some more paper towels in the holder.
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Menza Posted Jul 15, 2000
Thanks, now if you could direct me to the stock cupboard in the back I'll get on with it.
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Fashion Cat Posted Jul 15, 2000
stock cupboard..... um, isn't it back into the corridor then first on your right? though dont go with what I say... I'll probably lead you into the alcohol storage area
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Wumbeevil Posted Jul 16, 2000
*Wumbeevil the blind & drunk bin emptier crawls in and gropes around for the bin
Where are you my sweetie? Come to wumbeevil and we'll get rid of all those nasty fattening paper towels, so you can look your best when you go on holiday to Binidorm.
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- 1: Amy the Ant - High Manzanilla of the Church of the Stuffed Olive (Jul 12, 2000)
- 2: Menza (Jul 12, 2000)
- 3: Amy the Ant - High Manzanilla of the Church of the Stuffed Olive (Jul 12, 2000)
- 4: Amy the Ant - High Manzanilla of the Church of the Stuffed Olive (Jul 13, 2000)
- 5: Menza (Jul 13, 2000)
- 6: alicat (Patron Saint of Good Taste) (Jul 13, 2000)
- 7: Menza (Jul 13, 2000)
- 8: Amy the Ant - High Manzanilla of the Church of the Stuffed Olive (Jul 13, 2000)
- 9: Menza (Jul 13, 2000)
- 10: Fashion Cat (Jul 13, 2000)
- 11: Bumblebee (Jul 14, 2000)
- 12: Menza (Jul 14, 2000)
- 13: Tinkerbell *tumbleweed* (Jul 15, 2000)
- 14: Amy the Ant - High Manzanilla of the Church of the Stuffed Olive (Jul 15, 2000)
- 15: Tinkerbell *tumbleweed* (Jul 15, 2000)
- 16: Menza (Jul 15, 2000)
- 17: Amy the Ant - High Manzanilla of the Church of the Stuffed Olive (Jul 15, 2000)
- 18: Menza (Jul 15, 2000)
- 19: Fashion Cat (Jul 15, 2000)
- 20: Wumbeevil (Jul 16, 2000)
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