h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Not to forget the Chronicles of Thomas Covenant, which seemed to go on forever. I never did finish the 9th volume. All that effort and in the end I didn't care. All that is left is the name of one character, "Saltheart Foamfollower". Millions of words read, and that's the only thing that stuck. Sums it up really.

I could kill a pint.

So could I. I'd rather drink one, though. Two s of Drumroll, please.

, on the condition that you make it fast and painless.

Just popped in for a tidy up. You seam to have done very well without me.

Well, Menz, it's up to you whether it's painless or not! So long as you don't lace it with Fuel, it should be OK!

many shots of rum barbeing plase.

long day, just fin tslking to friend who was in serious depression.

on lotr the lord of the rings is sooo much better than the hobbit, but it has been a long time scence I read them I only rember the last dramitic bit on the brink of the forge of the bad guys.

Gosh, it's quiet in here for a lunchtime. And I'd just love a of Gruntfuttocks...

Well, one for the old-timers coming up.
Are you ever out of this pub? Also, am I?

Just like buses, wait for ages and they all come at once.

Afternoon gents. A of Mild if you are doing the honours BB.

Okay, one for you - but I'm afraid I must leave you now, so I'll have a quick half (do we have a drinkie for a half?) and leave you.

Thanks for the - but what do you mean, am I ever out of here? Do you want me to take my virtual custom elsewhere?

I mean, you make it sound as if I'm always here.

And that I can't leave this forum alone.

Which is a ridiculous idea.
(Other customers start slowly edging away from elderly drinker talking to himself).

*Stares into and trys to avoid eye of mumbling drinker*

*Sneaks behind mumbling drinker and tries to pour a |_| quietly*

*the door opens and, once again, cold arctic air flows into the pub*

SAINT SACRAMENT DE BATARD DE CHRISS! Y fait super frete dehors!

Holy crap it's cold out there. But I'm glad to be in the F&F to warm my soul. Hey, it's pretty quiet in here. Did i scare everybody away? Will I have to get my own drink?

whoa! why are you talking to yourself Ormster?

Hi, CC, rum I believe? Or do you fancy something else?

Good memory, Blueslider! Yes, I'll take a nice warmed rum if you please.

How are things with you today?

for you. Sun is shining, half way through my working day, one day to go to the week-end. Things could be worse

Sun might be shining but it's still freezing outside.