h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Okay, one , extra large, coming up.

Okay, one for the road.

"The long and winding road
That leads to your door.
Will never disappear.
I've seen that road before.
You left me standing here,
A long long time ago.
Many times I've been alone,
And many times I've cried.
In many ways you'll never know,
The many ways I've tried.
But still they lead me back
To the long and winding road."
(The Long And Winding Road - Let It Be)

Yes, yes, very nice I'm sure.
Now, who wants a drink?
I'm off soon.

*Finishing last dregs*

Not for me thanks, just popped in for a quick one. I've got to head home shortly. May catch you later all.

(Downs of Drumroll in one. Sways slightly.)
Err, I've got to go now. But, as Pie might say, I'll be back again...
(Heads for door, somewhat unsteadily).

hullo?
*dwaggie head pokes thru the door*
Is this the place to get a drink???
}:=8

I'll have a |_| please.

Sure is, come in and pull up a pew.

Indeed it is. But you will have to leave your order with the machine whatever it's called, and it'll serve you just as well!

Ah! Good!
'scuse me...hullo there...'scuse me...hi...nice to see you...hullo
*makes it to bar successfully, looks about*
Aha, I see some familiar faces! Hullo DE, hullo, all.

Could I have a nice of something, please? What do you recommend?
}:=8

The Drumroll usually goes down well, as does the Grumpfuttocks. Though we have an extensive array of other drinks if you wish to make a specific order

Well, then I guess I will just try them both...
Are you serving DE, or what do I do to deal with that machine?

And who was that old git I saw leaving on my way in? mumbling to himself. Reminds me of someone I know...

}:=8

Well, then I guess I will just try them both...
Are you serving DE, or what do I do to deal with that machine?

And who was that old git I saw leaving on my way in? mumbling to himself. Reminds me of someone I know...

}:=8

Please excuse the delays in replying, I seem to be experiencing some eddies in the space-time continuum

I'll do the serving.

of Drumroll

And a of Grumpfuttocks

(Hurries back in)
Hi there! It's good to be back. 40 minutes of non-virtual reality is quite enough. I nearly sobered up out there! A of Drumroll, please, barthing.

A of Drumroll for Ormondroyd

Ormy! You ole git!
I THOUGHT that was you!!!

Excuse my fragmentation, there seem to be strong eddies out there today. Almost as bad as RL.

Thank you for the and DE!
*glug, glug*
*SMACK*

AHHHHHH....very nice. Both of 'em.
}:=8

Always a pleasure to serve someone who enjoys their drink.

In that case, you'll enjoy serving me another !
Hi, blu! Who's this Strong Eddy character you keep talking about?