h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Evening all. of Crunkplinker's Oulde Engine Oil please. Oh hello, another Dr?

AS DE seems to have stepped out, allow me to be of service.
|_| of BB for DD
Crunkplinker's for the good Doctor V.

Busy in here tonight again, sorry I missed it. I'll just have to clear the glasses away.

*stands in corner polishing glasses*

hello there Menza,
How's the kitty?
I think he's adopted your pub, so I guess he's now the pub cat.

Just so long as he doesn't clean out the slops trays, I don't think I could cope with a drunk cat.

*Comes in the door*

Hi there, menza, Ændr.

Could I have a |_|?

Of course you can, |_|.

Thanks.

I'm off, see you all soon.

As usual, help yourselves to whatever.

Bye Menza.

don't worry, I don't think he likes the taste
anyway, kitty cake is stronger than le-uf cake

*wide man sstumbles in, spattered with color and a dripping brush hanging above his ear*

*Speaks into the empty air*

Um...Hello....? Could someone pour me a pint? I would gladly do it myself, unfortunately my hands seem to be covered with paint.

Amd if it's not too much trouble, could you sprinkle some fine sawdust on the top. I like mine gritty.

Hmm, one minite past noon. Time for my usual lunchtime , I think... Hello? Barthing? Anybody home?

*Joanna appears at the door, looks around, walks over to Ormondroyd*
Hi, how're you doing?

Very well, thank you, except that the barthing has gone missing. I'd better get us a drink. What'll you have?

Just a long as you leave my BB alone.

*Sees it on bar and downs |_| in one*

Ahhh!

I'll have lemonade... need to stay sober for tutorial this afternoon
Thanks.
All right DD?

Since when do students have to be sober for tutorials? It was never like that in my day...
Anyway, Joanna, here's your lemonade |_|. I'll just get stuck into this of cider.

*BS wanders in*
I see things are hotting up for the GMT Lunchtime session. A of TEA please if you're doing the honours Ormy