h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

That's a pity. See you later.

I'm on H2G2 at the moment still trying to catch up with my chat up lines stuff. There are a few good ones there now

Why do you do it if you call it Evilsong?

Evilsong! That'd be a great name for a band!

If I had a band, I think I'd call it "Shades Of Glowing Black". Or perhaps "The Beatles". Do you think a band called "The Beatles" would do quite well?

Evilsong is the alternative name for Evensong, although occasionally, and I suppose technically it should be Evilsnog, I prefer Evilsong!
Joanna-who's-not-evil

You know, Bluebottle, I'll be that if you had a band called The Beatles you'd have people quoting their lyrics on Internet sites like this 30 years after they split up! (Where IS Flaming Pie today?)
Anyway, anyone fancy a ?

I've seen Flaming Pie at the beach, so I imagine he'll be along shortly.

A |_| please,

I saw flaming pie at the doughnut stall, not getting his order across very well.

"Imagine there's no heaven,
It's easy if you try,
No Hell below us,
Above us only sky."
(Imagine - Imagine)

Ah there he is

"Above us only Sky"? Oh yeah, I see what you mean - Sky Sports on the pub TV...
Now please, please me with a !

That's one coming up.
Was that an order, Pie?

"Any time at all,
Any time at all,
Any time at all,
All you've got to do is call
And I'll be there."
(Any Time At All - A Hard Day's Night)

And the |_| for me please!

Okay, one call and a |_| coming up... What happened to the machine?

A |_| for me too, please!

Okay, that's one |_| for you.

*dusting hands off*

Right, that's dealt with that. A C|_| of Grumpfuttocks BB if you'd be so kind, I think I'll stay this side of the bar for a while

Thanks and Hi again, BS

I know you won't believe this, BB, but I have to go (points to dor with trembling hand) OUT THERE in a minute. Can I have a quick of Drumroll for the road?