h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Or eat other people's cheese & chilli natchos while they're at the bar buying you a pint.

You'd better treat us royalties with respect, young man!


who doesn't give pardons, but accepts anyway

Seraphina, I most certainly do NOT wee on curtains. That would be most undignified. And everyone knows how dignified I am.

Roymondo, I am more likely to sample one of your nachos than I am to wee on curtains. However, I'll be busy eating .

dragonqueen, I will happily share my with you if no one offers you any for a nonpardon.

Does the fact that i'll be recovering from turning 30 that week pardon me for drunk n undignifiedness?

One natcho would've been OK but, while I waited at the bar chatting with/talking at Smij, our Royal Highness Madame Legster necked the whole blinkin' plate!

I'll turn 52 that week, so you better be celebrating *only* being 30, you young you!

And I'll be 58 the week following that. Kids, the whole lot of you.

Anyone who anticipates needing a bad behavior pardon should make a list of possible offenses priopr to the meet and bring the requisite number of Cadbury bars.

Seraphina, as a birthday gift you will receive a complimentary pardon.

ooh, what will I get?

I'll turn 47 that very day.....

*hint hint*


lover....

It'll be my unbirthday that day (and every other day that month and the months either side of it too etc etc) What do I get?

*eats and then runs round other side of tree so that hits the (h2g2) photographer*

But, but, but, but, yeh, but no but yeh but the elections were rigged! and, and, no, but yeh, but no but, yeh aright and like he made me do it!

Hoorah! 2legs is out the shower! (about bloomin' time too)

Have you moved me up yet?

<---bribe

Been out of the shower a while, but then I had to sound test the speaker, then cook and eat dinner, then do some other stuff, and now about to log off and back in so I can edit the atendee list

Atendee list updated, a lot of backlog in here to trawl through so I hope I got it right and moved people appropirately or put them on the list in the right plaice etc ::


Definate atendees (23)

• 2legs - Too old to Flounce to young to die--H2G2 London Spring meet- A16619592 . .- I'd love a cream horn.
• Agapanthus
• Alex 'Tufty' Ashman [!]
• B'Elana [©] ACE - Minister of Abbrev.
• David B - Singing Librarian Owl
• dragonqueen - eternally free and forever untamed; weredoctor; SExpert... overworked and underpaid
• Galaxy Babe - a holistic Researcher
• Ged (By the Power of Greyskull)
• Hati (with #5) - join the Nordic Club at A614567
• Hapi, cunning plan #5
• Hypatia - not smiling until March 27
• Mu Beta
• MazinMadFiddler - Keeper of Ferrets and Muscalids. Currently Paranoid and Depressed, so Abyssinia!!! With apologies!!!
• magwitch
• Phil
• Roymondo: If you taste the candy you'll get to the surprise. D.Perv, one of 2 Rs.
• Reddyfreddy. In with the "in" crowd. One of 2 Rs. 5th floor slider. D. Perv.
• Serephina - needs a warning label
• Teuchter - with added dust and mess
• Trillian's Child - -Spring Meet A16619592
• Titania (and Ripley, the unau teen)
• Venus.
• Virtuouschuffed


Possible Attendees (24)
• azahar
• Bagpuss
• Bald Bloke
• Babette - Dinosaur
• coelacanth - come to the London Spring meet 28th April A16619592
• Evadne Cake: Now with added jacket
• h5ringer - supplier of high quality e-Towels
• JulesK
• GreyDesk
• Kitush:Lady of the thingite, and carrier of the darkness and Official Dragon Inquisitor - Not quite with it!
• Matt
• Mr. Dreadful ("Go to Hell, go directly to Hell, do not pass purgatory, do not collect salvation.")
• Mrs. Dreadful
• Noggin the Nog
• Philipcampbell
• RadoxTheGreen - Keeper Of The Cabbits
• Stephen aka Peeb
• Skankyrich [?] - Fantasy Krikkit A20744921 - Devon Meet A20324729 - well done the Irish!
• cynthesis
• Trillian's Child - -Spring Meet A16619592
• Thatprat - Soon to make 1/2 a plane trip!
• The_Jon_m - Scout, Sub-Editor, Young, Educated and proud to be so. Bluesman of the Parish
• Wile E. Quixote
• Xantief

I'm afraid I always behave myself. Does that mean I'm not allowed to come?

Has the location of the Meet actually been decided yet?

David, we will definitely need some well-behaved folks in attendance.

Mr D, it's in the backlog someplace. Same place they went last time, I think. Shakespear's Great Toe or something like that.