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Yay

Great news, Bagpuss.

Me too. Me too

2legs can you promote me from "possible" to "definite" please?

The list is due for an update, probably either tonight or tomorrow I'll run through here and see who's new and who's changed positions on the list etc and try get it all updated

How am I supposed to be sensible about my finances when so many great people are going???

You have* to come... I've even booked that bench for you at Kings Cross station just in case you need it

Actually, I slept behind a large pipe...

'so many great people'

Skanky, you really need to raise your standards mate!

He has been raising his standards... Unfortunatley at the same time we've both been lowering ours

Can you put me on the 'definate' list aswell please

so many new peeps to meet and so many big s to give out!

I didn't realise my possible attendance was "news". I've mentioned elsewhere that I'd like to go, but just realised I wasn't properly listed.

There are standards?

I'll be expected to behave next

Behaving never has been, and never will, be tolerated at a meet Right, I've finished trying to fix the speakers for today and now I'm all dusty and grimey from rummaging about in the tool box of death think I'll shower then attempt to update the atendee list

Presidential pardons may be obtained for a ....ahem....small consideration.

But what is a presidential pardon when one can have a Royal pardon for a very* meger donation to the soverign please please tell me this little washer and bolt isn't some vital part of my binding post arrangement/setup? I relaly don't want to have to take the speaker to bits again right. shower then update atendee list, then something

Three points:

1) King 2legs is the self-proclaimed soverign of an illegal kingdom, whereas I am a bona fide, legitimately elected head of state. This results in my official pardon tumping his unofficial pardon.

2) King 2legs price for a pardon is a pint. Your President's price for a pardon is a Cadbury fruit and nut bar. My pardons are not only official, they're less expensive. Especially since I always share my bars. Does King share the contents of his glass? Would you want to share the contents of King 2legs glass?

3) Those persons in need of a pardon should also take into consideration the fact that I will still be sober enough to grant one.


suaviter in modo, fortiter in re

bet you don't wee on peoples front room curtains either