h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

"...I'll pour a cup for you, my darling..."

Right back to my petrol pump of BB. Anyone want to try a wee dram.

DD

And all together now:

"...and raise it up, say cheeriiiiooooo"
Cheers, Dukey!

*DD downs his glass first and slams it on the bar*

*Wipes tear* Aww, that was fab, mr Wooster.
Now then, DD. What's that wee dram you are referring to? Lagavulin? Bowmore?

If I know DD its a Black Bush

*Pushes large |_| across bar*

And a large cask strength Laphroaig for you Duke?

*|_| and small jug of water*

I find its best with just the merest splash of Highland Spring.

And Macallan for Mr. Wooster if my memory serves...

*|_|*

anyone mind if i join in this drinking contest?
I'll have a glass of JD please!

Just keep the BB going as well.

DD

*Nick suddenly swings into view on a rope from way up in the rigging. Rather taken by by Shazz's french maid outfit, he makes a grab for her on the way by. He looks very dashing...*

ARRRRRRRR!

*...he misses and continues to swing quite fast up into the air towards the crow's nest*

ARRRRRR! AHHHHHH! *SMAAASH!!* Ohhh, ow. This stupid pegleg has impaled itself through the bottom of the crow's nest. I appear to be stuck. Drat, I mean, ar, that didn't go at all as planned.

*Nick starts working away at the pegleg straps, because he is stupid...*

All in full swing here I see - just had to try and find my nice cowgirl outfit from New Years
The hats a bit dented but the tequila makes up for it

Kensington, stop trying to bite my hand! I've almost got this thing undone. Ow! Kensington, stop that! What's with you? Ah! There we go! *click*.

AHHHHHHHHH! *Nick plummets. Kensington clings to Nick's index finger*

AHHHHH-*Whooooof!*

*Nick hits the carpet and immediately vanishes through the carpet, leaving a Nick-shaped hole which quickly returns to its original carpety-goodness*

It's a good thing all of us, including Velma, are safely out of the way from that machine.

[John Cleese voice: "Three... Two..."]
[Terry Jones parrot voice: "Squawk! Wait!"]
[John Cleese voice: "What?"]
[Terry Jones parrot voice: "Does it work on parrots!?"]
[KABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!]

Right. Now, we're all onboard that thing, and this forum is getting full, so let's go here: http://www.h2g2.com/forumframe.cgi?forum=18878&thread=35575

*begins the long, arduous journey* ... I'd drag along my bottle, but I doubt anyone would notice at this point.