h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*hic!*
shazzie

Pass them around here Shazz.

*Takes a bottle to dazzle his adjusting eyes even further*

DD

Fancy some Angel Cake DD? I see that you have plenty of dwink alweady*hic*
shazzPRME

Are you dwunk?

Here - have a coffee!

Hey, storage comartments! What a nifty surfboard. I can easliy fit most of my weevils in here. What is all this stuff in here, anyway? Whoa, what's this? It looks like some kind of strange rotating device.

*packs up his weevils in the surfboard storage compartment except for Kensington, who perches on Nick's shoulder. Puts half-empty keg of marzipan gin under one arm.*

Well, I managed to scrape up a bottle of port and some assorted cheeses, so I think I'll just go off for a bit and try out this surfboard, then. Shan't be long...

Have fun Nick DON'T touch that whirly thing though!
Thanks for the coffee Gwen...I feel more sober now *hic*
oops!
shazzPRME

*wanders over to Nick to peer down at the whirly gizmo* What do you think it does? I kind of like the blue button.

In the immortal words of George Jetson:
"Jane! Stop this crazy thing!"

I want the beach baaaaack.
We have to communicate with Velma.
Any suggestions?

*You know how to whistle don't you...just purse your lips and blow!*
shazzPRME

No, that's: "Put your lips together and blow."

That either means [puts his lips together and makes an insane spitting noise] or "Shut up and go away."

Anyway, I think I can communicate with Velma using my psychic powers.

Good thinking....don't upset her though!
shazzPRME

Hey Shazz, can't sleep maybe I have had too much to drink. Anymore of that coffee going Gwennie.

Mewtwo, I wasn't aware of you Vulcan ancestry, \\// Live long and prosper and let us know what Velma thinks.

DD

*Nick presses the blue button because he is stupid*

AHHHH! My shirt! This thing's got my shirt! Ahhh! Get it off! Get it off!

*DD pulls off Nick's shirt*

Is that better?

Ahh! Oh! Oh, geez, what IS that thing?

*Nick checks himself for apparent injury*

Phew, I seem to be all right. Get that friggin' thing away from me. Is it some kind of threshing device or something?

*Presses the Black button which says in case of emergency. All is quiet*

That seems to have done it. It looks like some kind of aquatic combine harvester. How on earth did it get here?

I found it in the storage compartment of Fairly Strange's surfboard. Hmm, not much left of my shirt. Oh my God! Where's Kensington! KENSINGTON! KENS... oh there you are. You rapscallion, you had me worred sick there for a second.

Right - lots of strong black coffee all round!

I probably could suggest that we employ this thing I nicked from the USS Enterprise E the last time I was there. It's called an "Instant Holodeck Construction Kit" - if anyone's interested. We may be able to recreate our beach inside Velma.....

(Gwennie reaches inside her big black bag and pulls out a small black box with a Starfleet insignia on it....)

*sigh* I wish I had thought to bring my Thumb-O-Matic. Does anyone have one? Because, *looking up into the noon-day sky* There's a ship.

Have you read the name on that ship though: *The Flying Dutchman*!!
Do you REALLY think that it is a good idea to hitch a ride on that??
shazzPRME