h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*adjusting a tourquois feather, perches on the arm of the overstuffed sofa and sips the v.t.* You're right, I didn't notice any puns at large in the room. Yes, Mew, I think we are all aboard and the Dutchman seems very pleased about it. I don't trust him. Nick, is poor little Kensy ok?

Yes, that is a relief, although perhaps it is because we are within arms reach of the bar that we are stuck to the carpet in the first place. Shall we have another drink?

Another drink already poured
shazzPRME

Thank you kindly. You know there really is nothing to compare with standing at the bar of the Flying Dutchman,with good company, the wind blowing through your hair and your feet stuck to the carpet........

Has anyone been getting 'connection with server could not be established' errors? Maybe its just me. (Something I said?)

Phew, i thought someone had put something in my drink. I had server problems for ages, as well

"NM strolls in from a backroom, dressed in pure white polyester and stacked shoes ala John Travolta....*Saturday Night Fever*. Plops toolbelt up on bar."

Someone say they needed a fresh Babel Fish? Help yourselves.......you're gonna' need 'em! While you're in there, grab you a tube of that *polywater*. It will help unstick those feet! If your shoes are to well glued, take 'em off and squirt it on your feet!

NM

NM honey, you are looking -good-. Ask that Dutchman if there is any music, and we'll put that suit through some paces.

*pops up from behind the bar*
Theresh shome nishe schtuff back here!
(Note: I'm not drunk, I'm just using my best Sean Connery accent )

*sits safely unattached to the carpet in her large comphy chair eating fishies and sipping vodka*
oh my! guess it looks like you all will have to do with the bar and leave all these fishies to lil' ol' me
and NM....i've got my eye on you so you'd better behave yourself
*just then notices the wall over to the left of the bar is beginning to move revealing..........*
monsy

The Dandy Warhols playing Bee Gee covers. Perhaps i will have some of that good stuff found behind (under?) the bar, thanks Wowbagger and could someone please pass me that poly-water.....

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(Crude, but once the whiskey's gone, no one will care. )

*dashes in and scampers over the rug -- no squishy and no sticky for such a tiny one as me *

*Scampers up into monsy's lap* ... Did I hear you mention fishies?

If the wall is actually moving, that probably is due to Vibenstein having found a button or a lever somewhere. It also probably means we're all going to die. *Yawn* Routine, routine. Where's that bottle of Laphroaig?

Just had to pop down to the cellar for a fresh one We're getting dangerously low on the 21 year old but I managed to liberate a cask of 10 y.o. from the distillery.

Ain't VR great

Bring it here, my good man! And a pintglass with it!

*staring vaguely at what look suspiciously like a petrol pump in his mouth*

Does this do hair of a dog as well. Just for a little bit you under stand.



DD

*Yawns* Oh, sorry. I must've dozed off. *Walks to the bar* I need this vodka and tonic freshened up, please. *Gazes for a moment at the wall that is no longer there. Instead there is what looks to be a bridge. Not like the bridge of the Enterprise, but a Japenese Garden type bridge, tastefully arching itself over a deep scary-looking blackness. Pours a double for herself and wanders back to the sofa.

Oh good. Seems we're not going to die then. Wooster, old chum! Let's sing That tune of ages ago! *waves bottle about*
Ahem. "Along the coastroad, by the headlands..."

Ahem. Mimimimi...
"...the early lights of winter glow..."