A Conversation for The h2g2 Assassins guild

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Post 501

Persephone - Creator of the best typos around!

I have no idea. I think we were meant to be stealing from the assassin's guild, but got side tracked...The assassins have the best security system,

smiley - geek


Vault - Humourous Cat Stories are the Only Treasures Here (Since the PIIB Robbed Us Anyway)

Post 502

Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it!

distraction, it works almost every time
smiley - biggrin after that there is a custard swamp


Vault - Humourous Cat Stories are the Only Treasures Here (Since the PIIB Robbed Us Anyway)

Post 503

Persephone - Creator of the best typos around!

Custard swamp? I've got to get me one of those

smiley - geek


Vault - Humourous Cat Stories are the Only Treasures Here (Since the PIIB Robbed Us Anyway)

Post 504

Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it!

there was a committee... to be honest they may have gotten distracted and blurted out the first thing that came to mind


Vault - Humourous Cat Stories are the Only Treasures Here (Since the PIIB Robbed Us Anyway)

Post 505

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

"I think we were meant to be stealing from the assassin's guild" ??

this IS the Assassins Guild, can't nick from your own placesmiley - laugh


Vault - Humourous Cat Stories are the Only Treasures Here (Since the PIIB Robbed Us Anyway)

Post 506

interspark- undisputed head of the PIIB

yeah? well..

*puts on sunglasses and reloads a giant lasery gun*

we're the PIIB smiley - cool

smiley - cheesecake


Vault - Humourous Cat Stories are the Only Treasures Here (Since the PIIB Robbed Us Anyway)

Post 507

Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it!

not if i add you all to the rota smiley - winkeye


Vault - Humourous Cat Stories are the Only Treasures Here (Since the PIIB Robbed Us Anyway)

Post 508

Persephone - Creator of the best typos around!

Who cares if you're on the rota. I've been on the threads for ages and I don't even know if I was ever added to the rota or not.

smiley - geek


Vault - Humourous Cat Stories are the Only Treasures Here (Since the PIIB Robbed Us Anyway)

Post 509

Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it!

yes you are, as are kipper and sparky


Vault - Humourous Cat Stories are the Only Treasures Here (Since the PIIB Robbed Us Anyway)

Post 510

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

A1123372

zi listsmiley - winkeye


Vault - Humourous Cat Stories are the Only Treasures Here (Since the PIIB Robbed Us Anyway)

Post 511

interspark- undisputed head of the PIIB

yeah i thought i might be smiley - erm but NO-ONE quits the PIIB! it can't be done, you're genetically bound to the organisation upon joining smiley - evilgrin i'm not sure how that works, but it's true!

smiley - cheesecake


Vault - Humourous Cat Stories are the Only Treasures Here (Since the PIIB Robbed Us Anyway)

Post 512

Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it!

well there is no-way to leave the assassins and as the earlier established group I claim superiority smiley - winkeye


Vault - Humourous Cat Stories are the Only Treasures Here (Since the PIIB Robbed Us Anyway)

Post 513

Persephone - Creator of the best typos around!

You'd think that destroying everything in every group you join would make you a LESS desirable member.

Oh well *Smashes wall with sledgehammer*

smiley - geek


Vault - Humourous Cat Stories are the Only Treasures Here (Since the PIIB Robbed Us Anyway)

Post 514

interspark- undisputed head of the PIIB

yay! breaking stuff!

*drops a handful of small purple beads on the floor*

NOW RUUUUUUUUUUUN!!!!

*dives through a window in slow motion*

smiley - cheesecake


Vault - Humourous Cat Stories are the Only Treasures Here (Since the PIIB Robbed Us Anyway)

Post 515

Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it!

*a duck wanders by and eats the small purple beads then wanders off to somewhere quiet*


smiley - erm I really should get them seen to...


Vault - Humourous Cat Stories are the Only Treasures Here (Since the PIIB Robbed Us Anyway)

Post 516

interspark- undisputed head of the PIIB

*climbs back in through window*

i don't think there'll be much lefft of the poor thing TO see to smiley - erm

smiley - cheesecake


Vault - Humourous Cat Stories are the Only Treasures Here (Since the PIIB Robbed Us Anyway)

Post 517

Persephone - Creator of the best typos around!

What is it with us and birds? That's another species that's going to be mad at us.

smiley - geek


Vault - Humourous Cat Stories are the Only Treasures Here (Since the PIIB Robbed Us Anyway)

Post 518

Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it!

you really do have a thing for destroying avians don't you


Vault - Humourous Cat Stories are the Only Treasures Here (Since the PIIB Robbed Us Anyway)

Post 519

Persephone - Creator of the best typos around!

I'm not the one that just blew up the duck!

smiley - geek


Vault - Humourous Cat Stories are the Only Treasures Here (Since the PIIB Robbed Us Anyway)

Post 520

Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it!

thats true,
but then.... is't it always sparky


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