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Post 421

Persephone - Creator of the best typos around!

That's cute, more cute than meeping, jumping on the table and walking in front of the screen (usually in the middle of some big fight in a game) Though she does sometimes sit under the coats, grab a handing sleeve with her paws and rub her face against it...it looks cute

I've been meaning to put some photos of her on my webcomic, I've got three of her sitting on my sketchpad while I'm trying to draw. smiley - cross

smiley - geek


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Post 422

interspark- undisputed head of the PIIB

yeah, they dont like ANYTHING else getting attention do they? ive known sophie to poke her head in my draw after ive put my DS in there, god knows what she plans on doing with it (she doesnt have thumbs after all)

smiley - cheesecake


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Post 423

interspark- undisputed head of the PIIB

ive also known her to physically GRAB my hand and push it on top of her head, soo cutesmiley - biggrinsmiley - cat

smiley - cheesecake


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Post 424

Persephone - Creator of the best typos around!

The cats that live next door to my gran do like fuss. the fattest one says you must fuss her and never stop and rubs her face over anything she can find, then when you give in, she starts to nip your hands. The less fat one would probably be the same, but he lost an eye and lack of depth perception has left him jumpy. The skinny one says she will sit on you and you will fuss her while she plans to kill the other two. smiley - catsmiley - catsmiley - cat

smiley - geek


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Post 425

interspark- undisputed head of the PIIB

my Allan ate a coconut macaroon earlier, i was just eating one and i had a little bit left so i thought she'd like to lick it (she usually likes licking my food) and i was quite surprised when she lifted her head up haveing eaten the whole thing! she really seemed to enjoy it, even licked up all the crumbs she made!

smiley - cheesecake


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Post 426

Persephone - Creator of the best typos around!

Do cats have a food sense? Jack likes to sit on the back of my mum's chair when there's anything meaty. It's quite cute really.

smiley - geek


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Post 427

Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it!

I had a cat that would sit on your shoulder when you were trying to eat cereal so she could steal milk off your spoon


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Post 428

interspark- undisputed head of the PIIB

awwwwwwww smiley - laugh that must have been sooooooo cute! we had an upturned mattress leaning against our kitchen wall at one point and our kittens, for whatever reason, decided to scale it up to the ceiling with impressive use of their claws, it was really quite funny

smiley - cheesecake


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Post 429

Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it!

thats what textured wall paper is for, climbing up...


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Post 430

interspark- undisputed head of the PIIB

yes, some may yell in dispear, whereas you and i would just say "awwww" as they fall, bringing strips of it down with them smiley - cat

smiley - cheesecake


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Post 431

Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it!

or manage somehow to climb in such a way as they are now sitting on the top of the door and glaring at you


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Post 432

Persephone - Creator of the best typos around!

We bought a new sideboard a while ago. It took ten seconds for sam to realise that while it was in the hall, she could jump on top of it from the stairs...in fact, they have a strange obsession about any furniture or boxes that stops in the hall.

I think it was days after we got Jack that my brother was eating his breakfast. Jack snuck clowly across the table and ran off with a piece of toast.

smiley - geek


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Post 433

interspark- undisputed head of the PIIB

awwwwwwwwwwwwww smiley - laugh

smiley - cheesecake


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Post 434

interspark- undisputed head of the PIIB

i got a new game for the N64 today, as i was excitedly setting it up, Sophie found a new favourite nap spot in the box where i keep my N64 games, oh my what a coincedence (i think not)

smiley - cheesecake


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Post 435

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-11035928
apparently PS3 hacked - true/false ???? who caressmiley - biggrin


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Post 436

interspark- undisputed head of the PIIB

i despise piracy, you can dress it up all you like, the bottom line is "it is stealing!" youre enjoying hundreds of peoples months/years of hard work without giving a penny back! plus everyong who does it relys on honest law obiding people for there to be more games/movies to steal

sorry didnt mean to preach, i dont know whether or not you use pirated products its just that my step-dad downloads filmd all the time and i hate him for it

smiley - cheesecakesmiley - angel


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Post 437

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

no sweat my friend, if not for pirated games etc, things would be cheaper as in film dvd's etc


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Post 438

Persephone - Creator of the best typos around!

I would never buy a pirate game, unless the official version is so crammed full of DRM that it's impossible to play. Such as the games that require a constant internet connection to play. Yea, great, unless your computer isn't linked up to the internet because games run better without antivirus running in the background. I'm on the verge of using my doomsday devices on the people that made starcraft 2. It's one of the few proper computer games still made, that and the sims, which I also am missing several expansions for for exactly the same reason.

I think my dad wrote a blog about DRM under the name talkjack or something...you can see my cat's eve in the picture

smiley - geek


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Post 439

interspark- undisputed head of the PIIB

i used to love the sims, but over the years theyre shooting down all the good qualities one by one. The indirect control of the characters, the freedom of building your own house, the charmingly realistic graphics, the incoherant babbling

sims animals was the last straw really, the whole series in just a hollow shell of crap with the word "sims" written on the side in crayon now (have you ever played sims pets on the DS? i wanted to kill myself!)

smiley - cheesecake


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Post 440

Persephone - Creator of the best typos around!

I think you've missed the point. You've got to put you sims in little rooms with a fireplace and little carpets over the floor (In sims 3 carpets don't occupy the same pixels, so you can actually build up a wall of carpets taller than the sims) Then you light the fire and see what happens.

Or you put them iin a pool with no ladder, or in later sims, with walls around the outside.

or lock them in small rooms with no food or toilets and see how long it takes them to die.

Or make friends with other sims, invite them to join the household and then kill them.

It's like that episode of spaced.

Mike: what are you playing
Tim: Lara croft
Mike: She's drowning
Tim: I know
Mike: I don't think that's how you're meant to play the game
Tim: Sometimes I'm in the mood to play properly, other times I'm in the mood to watch her drown.

That's not exactly right

smiley - geek

and the pets are cute, it's a shame they're ruined by the maxmotives cheat.


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