h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

yeah i get all that, but in modern sims games you cant even build your own houses so you cant do those things can you?

(whats spaced?)

Spaced - TV show with simon pegg, very funny

You must be playing non-computer sims. They're strange...sims can get out the side of pools without ladders.

I just clicked my knuckles and now they really hurt

i do that all the time, people say its disgusting, coming from someone else it probably is

I've been trying to stop, but i can't. It's addictive...there i go again

I just clicked my knuckles and now they really hurt

actually, I'd try to stop love if you can, it's a known fact that cracking your knuckles can bring on rheumatism in the finger bones

funny, i heard that knuckle cracking was caused by air escaping from between the joints and it causing arthiritis etc. was just a rumour *cracks knuckles*

arthritis! THAT'S the one, I was close

you know, i use my fingers ALL the time (going online, video gaming etc.) so if i did develop arthiritis id probably want to kill myself, which is ironic because most suicides largely require the use of fingers

there's also that "modern" one caused by keyboarding for hours on end, office workers etc

I like keyboards...I can muddle up the keys so no one but me (or people that can touch type) will ever be able to use it again.

i gave myself a chuckle talking to sophie just now, i was just considering moving my furniture around...

me- *considers moving furniture around*
sophie- meow!
me- sorry sophie, just talking to myself
sophie- rawaaaw!
me- it is not the first sign of madness!

the first signs of madness are:- hairs growing in the palms of your hands

i thought it was aliens appearing at your window and asking for directions?

oh! and the second sign of madness:- is looking for them

theres nothing wrong with looking for aliens!!! its when you find them you should be worried! (unless you have 2 or more people there to confirm what you are seeing)

the way this world is going, aliens can take me to their place any time they wantor build me a nice bungalow on the moon so I can watch mankind self destruct

town now, going to have to spend at least 75p

then i'll get a mansion on the moon and laugh at you!

I wonder if the aliens have any jobs going

im pretty skilled at probing, personally

my UFO skills are a bit shoddy though to be honest

mansion! racialistwhat's up with a womansion or personsion