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interspark- undisputed head of the PIIB Posted Nov 28, 2011
it's not my fault that duck ate my exploding tablets! and i'm fairly sure it's a pretty even score between us on the whole "killing birds" game 
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Nosebagbadger {Ace} Posted Nov 28, 2011
Where would one lay their hands on a custard swamp anyway?
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Nov 28, 2011
we had to get it custom made to be honest...
I think the contractors gave up building after that I can't think why though
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Nosebagbadger {Ace} Posted Nov 28, 2011
How can it be a defense though:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Custard (see bottom)
You could walk wrote over
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Nov 28, 2011
er...
we keep it very hot
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Nosebagbadger {Ace} Posted Nov 29, 2011
:D
Vault - Humourous Cat Stories are the Only Treasures Here (Since the PIIB Robbed Us Anyway)
Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Nov 29, 2011
there is also the custard dwelling swamp monster,
very difficult to find one of those....
Vault - Humourous Cat Stories are the Only Treasures Here (Since the PIIB Robbed Us Anyway)
Nosebagbadger {Ace} Posted Nov 29, 2011
Its me in a life where i fell in while trying to drink some of the custard
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Nov 29, 2011
Oh... 
well that explains a lot
Vault - Humourous Cat Stories are the Only Treasures Here (Since the PIIB Robbed Us Anyway)
interspark- undisputed head of the PIIB Posted Nov 29, 2011
it's true, if you fall into a vat of custard, you become a custard monster, scientifically proven fact 
Vault - Humourous Cat Stories are the Only Treasures Here (Since the PIIB Robbed Us Anyway)
Nosebagbadger {Ace} Posted Nov 29, 2011
Whats the cheesecake do then?
Vault - Humourous Cat Stories are the Only Treasures Here (Since the PIIB Robbed Us Anyway)
interspark- undisputed head of the PIIB Posted Nov 30, 2011
you eat it and it's delicious who are you anyway? are you new here or have we just never met?
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Nosebagbadger {Ace} Posted Nov 30, 2011
I've been here a few years, not found this thread though. Became an Ace on the verge of the intereditorium - last beeb vounteer
I still think its an odd looking cheesecake
See, i don't mind the assaisins but they are allied with the Thingites, apparently. Which is a severe problem 
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Nov 30, 2011
we're allied with everyone, and thus remain impartial
Vault - Humourous Cat Stories are the Only Treasures Here (Since the PIIB Robbed Us Anyway)
interspark- undisputed head of the PIIB Posted Nov 30, 2011
what's wrong with the thingites? 
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Nov 30, 2011
some people like thursday
Vault - Humourous Cat Stories are the Only Treasures Here (Since the PIIB Robbed Us Anyway)
interspark- undisputed head of the PIIB Posted Nov 30, 2011
pfft, what's so great about thursdays? other than HIMYM being on, it's just a big ball of meh
Vault - Humourous Cat Stories are the Only Treasures Here (Since the PIIB Robbed Us Anyway)
Nosebagbadger {Ace} Posted Nov 30, 2011
Thursdayites are better than thingites
Vault - Humourous Cat Stories are the Only Treasures Here (Since the PIIB Robbed Us Anyway)
Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Nov 30, 2011
and separate items of cultary are better than 
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interspark- undisputed head of the PIIB Posted Dec 1, 2011
NOTHING is better than s!
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