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*digs claws into floor in a vain attempt to stay in the bar*

nooooooooooooo!!

*looks on with amusement*

Nice pants GB!

What about we let you stay in the bar BL, as long as you have some water and a packet of crisps before your next drink?

Actually BL you're in two places at once currently....so choose between the training ground or the bar please.

i'll go to the training grounds....but i'll be back!!

*walks in with a spritely step*

One vodka and lemon and one...glass currently please.

*kat sits at the bar and sharpens a knife with a whetstone*

*bar maid hands the vodka, lemon and a gladss over*

Bar Maid: do I know you?

*looks between the poster and Kat*

*Kat coughs slightly and draws her cloak hood further down*

Nope don't believe you do miss. I'm not often here...a lot of...business to attend to.

*squeezes lemon into vodka and sips it, making a face*

Bang!
*The door slams as Elwyn hurried in [in decent tunic and hoses]. She almost collided with the serving maid*
Excuse me, miss.
*spied Katriana at the bar, seat next to her and chucked the blanket at her*
I'll deathtonic you if you do not not give it up. Here is you blanket, thank you but I NEED that video. It's not fair! How will I ever get an assignment again if you play that?

BAr Maid: you sure, you look just like the vice guildmistress... and only assasins are crazy enough to drink here

*glances at Elwyn*
Nice of you to make it. You can't have the video. Consider it insurence...


*turns to the barmaid*
I do believe the vice-mistress is banned miss, therefore I can't be her because I'm in here. Give the girl whatever she wants to drink in that glass would you?

[to barmaid] do you have any milk? If not, fruit juice will do for me thanks.
*cradles her head and settles into a slight depression until*
[softly] Speaking of insurance,
*turns to Katriana*
exactly why is the Vice-Mistress banned from the Bar?

Bar Maid: from Khamsins private supply *hands over a *

*doesn't take her eyes off Kat*

*Kat starts and looks around hastily*
Ah I...couldn't tell you that...I wouldn't know. However I'm sure as vice-mistress if she wanted she could push the point.

*She removes the tape from her tunic and cradles it in her hands*
You know...I haven't given this to anyone you funny thing.

*Eyes snap to the barmaid*

Don't you have some glasses to clean or something?

*She takes a knife from her sleeve and chucks it at the poster, marring the face on it*

BarMaid: the glass was clean

*the bar maid grasps at the cloak revealing KAt*

Barmaid: I knew it was you!

*Kat snarls*

And if it is? I'm the vice-mistress around here and I'll thank you to just serve me drinks. I give you good custom and I think that you'll find that's enough thank you.

*stared aghast at how her devious plan once more backfires*
Kathryn, thank you. I believe you, and I shall not ask for it again. You may keep the thing for insurance if you wish. Sorry to have troubled you.
*nursed her milk, downed it, plunked a fat purse of coppers on the counter and left*

*Kat tucks the tape back in her tunic and smiles slightly before downing her drink, turning into a pocket-sized ligar with a small pop and padding along the counter to the poster, scratching it down, before hopping down and bounding out the room noisily*