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GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 Posted Nov 26, 2004
It was horrible. People were complimenting me, saying I had a good idea, nobody was even proclaiming that they wanted to kill me.
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Kat - From H2G2 Posted Nov 26, 2004
Awww I know what you mean mate...but they're girls...what do you expect?
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GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 Posted Nov 26, 2004
Well they usually insult me and occasionally try to kill me. 
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Kat - From H2G2 Posted Nov 26, 2004
Maybe they're just having a fluffy moment. I wouldnt worry, they're sure to start up again.
*hands DB a mug of something yellow*
Try this one too...
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GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 Posted Nov 26, 2004
*Drinks it.*
Aww, there's arsenic in it, how toughtful of you. 
Uh-oh.
*Collapses on the floor.*
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Kat - From H2G2 Posted Nov 26, 2004
*gets a broom and sweeps DB into a corner*
I'm sure someone will come and get him soon.
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femptacallum Posted Nov 26, 2004
I have a question:
Why a ton of HOT bricks.
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femptacallum Posted Nov 26, 2004
To be male here, do I have to be prepared to die repeatedly?
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Kat - From H2G2 Posted Nov 26, 2004
Not at all. You can just be male 
a ton of hot bricks because then you won't get cold.
Here have a drink
*hands callum a mug of something that might be ale*
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femptacallum Posted Nov 26, 2004
Tsk Tsk ilegal note Callum before downing it with his antidote chaser (im learning)
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Kat - From H2G2 Posted Nov 26, 2004
Oh here have a packet crisps. That way you're legal...at least if you were in Britain...but as both Mistress and Vice-Mistress are British, you can be legal
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femptacallum Posted Nov 26, 2004
I'll stick with the possible ale thanks.
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Kat - From H2G2 Posted Nov 27, 2004
*strides in wearing red cloak and a new hair style*
A pint of your best my good woman! Isn't it a fine night?
*sits at bar*
So...what do I normally do in here?
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Nov 27, 2004
get drunk then stagger out...
*hands her a pint of ale*
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Kat - From H2G2 Posted Nov 27, 2004
Ah right do I? How unattractive and low of me...that's a lovely looking outfit you're wearing today. So how much do I need to drink to get to my normal leaving state? I wouldnt want to get it wrong.
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Nov 27, 2004
are you sure your the vice guildmistress and not some odd clone of her?
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Kat - From H2G2 Posted Nov 27, 2004
No no *laughs uneasily* why would you say that sort of thing? maybe I'll skip the drink and go and do some target practice
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Nov 27, 2004
or... i could have you locked away for your own safty or untill i get you very very drunk and you tell me
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Kat - From H2G2 Posted Nov 27, 2004
*gets up*
I dont think so love, I dont go in for being locked up or anything
*leaves quickly*
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Nov 27, 2004
*summons some ducks to follow Kat around *
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