h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

[to imp]
are there any notable locations in this mind? A core, chemical glands, energy sources, neuron sources, holes? psychic rips? anything?

[to AK]
thesrs the psychic output aria...
theres the reaction part...
and the place we call the nutral aria...
we dont go there...

its neutral, neurons, and stuff... spelling... and area


can you describe these areas at all? and is that *all* there is?

What he said!

<... pages keep getting errors...>

[Location with others]
*Zips in using the neurons as Wonko had instructed*
Okay gentlemen, I have found what I was looking for. The human mind is naturally resistant - it has defences against this sort of thing. The problem is that the imps who should be using the defences were destroyed by the attack, so now the thing is able to rampage unopposed.
*Drops peice of paper onto the ground which immediately turns into a small cache of weapons*
These are Antheas memories and imaginations of weapons, they will be as effective as her immune system should have been. How that we have a way to deal with the thing we need a way to find it. I suggest the neural aria. Its the only place the imps don't go - it follows there must be a reason they avoid it. You gentlemen go ahead, I will catch up in due time.
I will prob be offline when you get this
*Takes a couple of pistols from the cache*
Any shots that hit the insides of Antheas mind - especially blast area weapons - may cause irrepairable damage to the very thing we are trying to save.
Do not use blast area weapons.
Do not take a shot unless you are 100% sure you will hit.
Those are orders from the ranking officer on location - ignore them and you will be demoted!

there is an area in this mind somewhere, more virtual really, that controls psyche. We could get the imps to lead us there. it seems to be where the gren tendrisl are coming from.


*draws holds up and sheathes two blue bladed, black, jeweled swords* I'll use these more than guns anyway, probably not muchdanger in swords*
*takes a lightsaber, 2 submachine guns, a neural stunner, and a sniper rifle*
*tosses them into a bag of holding or the equivalent*

*Takes the submachine guns and puts them back*
No automatics! We can't afford to miss and these are far to inaccurate.
*Takes a pair of laserpistols because he can't remeber if he took some in the last post or not :/*

[with the others]
well...
you do realise that i will be acompining you...
you are not leving me behind this time...

[with them too]


<ranking officer on location?>

*gets lots of melee weapons and a sniper rifle*

*reactivates lightsaber the silver blade springs to life*

Can I get a laser submachine gun? They're far more accurate and don't cause collateral damage. Or go through anything thats very thick.

i am shure you will find everything that you need...
take it if it is usefull
its your desision what to take...

ok... but even still who's side is she on... is she as clueless as we r does she know whats going on here...

she... is the new form of the cat
she knows her way around better than the imps...
and she is a younger version of me (oh come on i was trying to make it obvious) so she is on my side...

let's go! *adventure music starts*