h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Ugh. You think that I can do things by imagination over science. Anthea was naieve when she was young. Are you going to teach me to use the force jedi-girl


While Acids going to be sarcastic about this at first, young anthea teaching him the jedi path may be interesting character development. Of course someone like Acid could easily go darkside if not looked after properly...
Up to you

the power of the force...
well maybe you will have some skill...

and i ment use Antheas imagenation to make the item you need apere here... its her mind after all... imagination comes real if you picture it clearly...

as far as i know not much can pierce mithral...

Pft. The force, nothing more than a bunch of occult ramblings to cover up what would otherwise be fairly straightforward telikenetics you can teach anything with half a mind.
I was thinking that getting anthea to imagine what we need would be tricky without being able to get outside to contact her - but you are a part of her. Make yourself useful, girl and imagine us up some mithril.

but there may be something....

*Drops offline*
Damn you real life!

*stops a passing imp and reads its sheet*


"intruders"


ummm... *lets it go* is that bad?

has this thing gotten more control?

dont let it hit the ground....

<*releases the imp, not drops the sheet>

We're the intruders? that can't really be good...


Acid you have no magic? its so easy to get magic! You want to discover your hidden sorcery talents?

for disrespect of the force i will do no such thing Acid...
you may think it is nothing more than a trick... a parler game...
but you shall see...

you can try copeing on your own for a while

*disaperes into thin air*

fair enough

*the imps all disapere and the suroundings get darker*

waita minute... what the ?

fortunately I have my night vision goggles on... what do I see

*casts a spell which psychicly drops a package labelled "mithorel" through the continuum and onto the ground in front of me...hmm...*

*also has night vision goggles*


*pulls out a mining hat w/ lamp and a powerful flashlight*

*nothing happens*

tut tut Assassins...
i already said i would not help that includes those weapons that you conjured through my imagenation...

*all the weapons disapere*
mua ha ha ha...
fight well assassins... crooks.... murderors... fools

*feels around*

actually my night vision goggles were from earlier... aren't they still there?


And my swords. And my 1st gun I already had all those.