h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

but we could do

get your birthday/anniversary cards etc through assassin dot com - you'll die laughing at the funny ones

that does sound fun
Or books you literately cant put down till the end

the end indeed, usually a explosive one

well its good to go out with a bang or so they say

and you don't have to put a paper hat in or a jumpy frog

that's the Christmas cracker version of course

we once had wind up sprouts that hopped across the table

now I can just see an assassin throwing brussel sprouts at a victim he committed veggiside

Sharpened carrots at dawn

having bad broadband problemsand after checks etc, my ISP is going to pass it over to B.T. - weekend now and bank holiday Mondayso I reckon no movement until Tuesday

the internets a horrid thing when it goes wrong

update
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evil internet people
hmm all paperwork and tape and rubbish

it's an attack on mebut! as a member of the Assassins guild, I'll have some targets now

its always good to have some targets

practice time

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*begins work on time-travelling mango-bombs...*

new weapon on the planning board, a frozen caterpillar with a needle attachedafter thrown at intended target, poison administered and caterpillar thaws, needle falls off and no evidence of assassination eh!

remind me to stay away from your cabbage plants...

arsenic++strychnine++ice+lemon+cocktail cherry and a umbrella

should do the trick