h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

do the training in the bath/showerthen you can say Ah soap! (ah'soh)

I hate rolling practice!
who needs to learn how to roll successfully away from an attacker and fall without getting hurt?

ok well I do but that's not the point!

in Tae Kwon Do it was all jumps/kicks and hand techniques and my way to get away from an attacker was to run

see running i could do
but all this rolling my sholders no better!
more ninjitsu tomorrow.... hopefully it will be something new

and whose doing the baby sitting as if I didn't knowpoor old down trodden hubby

no he comes too, I need a practice dummy you know

gernerally its my father in law
though it dosnt start till after bed time and little un's generally asleep

does Khamsin do it as well, or just a spectator?

he does it too
we started at the same time

family arguments could be painful

well it could be....
for one of us

ah! only one trained assassin then

the german instructor is coming tomorrow I'm not too fond of him personally,
he can be quite... brash

ve hav vays of making you kick eh!

no disrespect to any German of course

no,
its just that sometimes some of them dont find things funny....

just off the production shelfgas filled canister in heel of shoe to small blowpipe at toe, click heels to fire at ankle height

leave flea bite marks,
hmmm

anther item on the planning list is a shopping bag, where the handle is impregnated with whatever,ideal when intended victim heading for the shops

coffee mug that releases toxins when you put coffee in
but not other liquids
perhaps I'll have to play with lead for that one

good job I joined the Assassinsa revival has started

how about toxins on postage stampserr! lick that

hmm I dont know I mean the postal service isn't what it used to be