h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

my preference is the bowler hat brigade

people who expect you to do things for them and dont say thanks

perhaps thats a little too specific

maybe, but it's more like those who think they are greater than you, but are actually very small with insignificant lives - therefore not missed

Ohh i can think of quite a few of those...
*starts noting down a list of names*

have you got that much spare paper ? wow!

and till resepts and tissues....

right! going for a round hootoo, there will be the odd undesirable about methinks

well as JTP isn't still around (as far as i know)
most of us are safe

hmmm parker pen dart gun - how many ?

two
but I think i could do with more than a full complement of darts for each, lets say a dozen tipped with sleeping formula just in case there is someone i don't need dead...

right 1 doz sleepers, 1 doz poisoned, 1 doz small explosive type (in case of body armour)
how about sodium pentoxide (the truth drug I think)and a illusionary one(hippy style)

I'll order 3 doz pens,various makes, unlike spies who tend to use the same kits (government issue)

sounds fair enough make minr a fountain pen
i guess the pen nibs themselves (just incase you actually need to write)
should be strong enough to puncture flesh
perhaps an ink that releases a sleeping serum too

nibs will be out of titanium and built in to pen, 2 cylinders, 1 for compressed air and other for fluids

I've used titanium nibs before but probably were of a low quality as they always split
ink everywhere....

but we won't be writing anything

true enough

plus the nibs will have serrated edges, so that they stay in when err implanted in a target

Ah wonderful

only top designer weapons for top assassins

well I've got another night of ninja training tonight and my sholders giving me heck
grr... someones going to be unfortunate