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Kat - From H2G2 Posted Nov 30, 2004
*stumbles down corridor before falling on floor*
How dare you! Don't you know who I am!?
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Nov 30, 2004
*hands evilclaw the 
*
Ah HA! she hath returned,
someone pounce on her... Or i force them to eat cake mua ha ha ha
*looks around and falls silent*
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Nov 30, 2004
well.... er... if you help me kill her you can have a special cake all for yourself 
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Kat - From H2G2 Posted Nov 30, 2004
*struggles and whimpers before passing out*
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SuperMoo: Now With Even More Online-ness Posted Nov 30, 2004
...Hey...EvilClaw...look at my friend.../Super Shiney/ highexplosive /Bill/...he says that if you go 20 feet away and pat him on the head really hard he'll give you some money...
*turns other way*
Ha he'll never figure out that /Super Shiney/ highexplosive /Bill/ is really a bomb...BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...
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Kat - From H2G2 Posted Nov 30, 2004
*twitches foot and revives...looks blearily around before passing out again*
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Nov 30, 2004
Oh I'll do it myself!!
*gets a pistol out and holds it to Kat's head*
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Kat - From H2G2 Posted Nov 30, 2004
*revives...stares at pistol...and laughs*
Ha you'll never find your second if you kill me! My mission will have been accomplished even if I myself do not survive!
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femptacallum Posted Nov 30, 2004
We wee supposed to bring her in alive.
*Ties her wrists and ankles together, starts removing boots, but is forced to stop*
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Nov 30, 2004
yes... but it would be nicer to kill her,
and for your information she always apperes when least expected....
if you like we could have a duel make it nice and simple,
one shot winner takes all 
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SuperMoo: Now With Even More Online-ness Posted Nov 30, 2004
...we can bring her back to life with a pigeon ritual...or was that a chicken...
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Kat - From H2G2 Posted Nov 30, 2004
Now you'll never find your second!! You'll be without your guild vice-mistress forever....but one day she'll turn up dead and you'll realise you should have let me live!!!
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
*chews something quickly, froths at the mouth, and drops onto Anthea's foot dead*
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Nov 30, 2004
not you... her
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Nov 30, 2004
now thats just... unhygenic...
*has ducks take the body to the insinerator*
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Nov 30, 2004
I wasnt challenging you to a duel, i was challenging her,
the ducks will take the body to be delt with,
now that kat is dead... 
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- 3741: Kat - From H2G2 (Nov 30, 2004)
- 3742: Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! (Nov 30, 2004)
- 3743: Khamsin (Nov 30, 2004)
- 3744: Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! (Nov 30, 2004)
- 3745: Kat - From H2G2 (Nov 30, 2004)
- 3746: SuperMoo: Now With Even More Online-ness (Nov 30, 2004)
- 3747: Khamsin (Nov 30, 2004)
- 3748: femptacallum (Nov 30, 2004)
- 3749: Kat - From H2G2 (Nov 30, 2004)
- 3750: Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! (Nov 30, 2004)
- 3751: Kat - From H2G2 (Nov 30, 2004)
- 3752: femptacallum (Nov 30, 2004)
- 3753: Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! (Nov 30, 2004)
- 3754: SuperMoo: Now With Even More Online-ness (Nov 30, 2004)
- 3755: femptacallum (Nov 30, 2004)
- 3756: Kat - From H2G2 (Nov 30, 2004)
- 3757: Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! (Nov 30, 2004)
- 3758: Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! (Nov 30, 2004)
- 3759: femptacallum (Nov 30, 2004)
- 3760: Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! (Nov 30, 2004)
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