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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Dec 1, 2004
I didnt eat a real mouse it was jelly and iceing 
My poor poor mouses
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Kat - From H2G2 Posted Dec 1, 2004
*grabs EvilClaw and hustles him out the room quickly. Some choking noises are heard and Kat comes back carrying the mouse cage*
Your mice my dear...
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The Language Thing Posted Dec 1, 2004
*sneaks in, looks around, and sneaks out again*
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femptacallum Posted Dec 1, 2004
*sneaks in, looks around, then fades into the bakcground*
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Dec 1, 2004
*takes the mice and gives them little baths and drys them then puts them in a new cage*
it was going to be there christmas presant but they can have it early
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SuperMoo: Now With Even More Online-ness Posted Dec 1, 2004
...
...EvilClaw swollowed it...
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EvilClaw: The Catmanthing Posted Dec 1, 2004
Trying to cover everything thats happended while he wasn't on:
Since i shot fake Kat with a blowgun don't i get the reward?
Kat! You're a cat too, Kat! Me too! 
Stuff shoved down my throat!!
And finally: *Stabs the COW again* Thats for teasing me with the mices!
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SuperMoo: Now With Even More Online-ness Posted Dec 1, 2004
I didn't tease you...you ate them...
*shoves the emty cage back down EvilClaw's throat...* 
...EvilClaw...you should really chew your food first...
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EvilClaw: The Catmanthing Posted Dec 1, 2004
*the sounds of crunching metal and breaking enamel echo through the room*
Surprisingly tasty but makes my gums bleed! Make that a .
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Dec 1, 2004
*shrudders*
So you won't be wanting a nice cold glass of 
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EvilClaw: The Catmanthing Posted Dec 1, 2004
Me like honeycomb! ... I mean !
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Dec 1, 2004
anyway, I'm off sailing 
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EvilClaw: The Catmanthing Posted Dec 1, 2004
don't mention it to the cow as he has a long boring poem or song about sailing tucked away in his head somewhere next to the peanut... brain.
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Dec 1, 2004
Alright I wont do,
So... EvilClaw... could i interest you in milk and a mouse?
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EvilClaw: The Catmanthing Posted Dec 1, 2004
*purrs* You certainly know how to control a cat's heart (via its stomach for the ignorant out there in tv land).
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SuperMoo: Now With Even More Online-ness Posted Dec 1, 2004
...where in TV land...you mean next to the sea of Why In The World is The Romote In The Refrigerator?
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Dec 1, 2004
*hands EvilClaw and a 
*
Well being a werekitten myself i know the tastes of a feline
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- 3781: Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! (Dec 1, 2004)
- 3782: Kat - From H2G2 (Dec 1, 2004)
- 3783: The Language Thing (Dec 1, 2004)
- 3784: femptacallum (Dec 1, 2004)
- 3785: Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! (Dec 1, 2004)
- 3786: femptacallum (Dec 1, 2004)
- 3787: Kat - From H2G2 (Dec 1, 2004)
- 3788: SuperMoo: Now With Even More Online-ness (Dec 1, 2004)
- 3789: EvilClaw: The Catmanthing (Dec 1, 2004)
- 3790: SuperMoo: Now With Even More Online-ness (Dec 1, 2004)
- 3791: EvilClaw: The Catmanthing (Dec 1, 2004)
- 3792: Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! (Dec 1, 2004)
- 3793: femptacallum (Dec 1, 2004)
- 3794: EvilClaw: The Catmanthing (Dec 1, 2004)
- 3795: Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! (Dec 1, 2004)
- 3796: EvilClaw: The Catmanthing (Dec 1, 2004)
- 3797: Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! (Dec 1, 2004)
- 3798: EvilClaw: The Catmanthing (Dec 1, 2004)
- 3799: SuperMoo: Now With Even More Online-ness (Dec 1, 2004)
- 3800: Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! (Dec 1, 2004)
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