h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*ducks behind table befor trubble starts*

My life is in danger, or somebody elses?

* at him*
uour not hiding here inesents only

I didn't plan, or laugh at it. I mere took enjoyment from hearing about it.

*waves good bye*
*looks at the duck on anthias chire, wanders what it will do*

So wait, I'm going to be killed?

For the third time this week?!!

*the duck grins manicly and draws a razor edged feather,*
*duck throws the "feather" with amazing acrurecy at godben's mid section*

*dusk winces as blood spluts out of godben's stamach*
*turns to the duck*
should i call a medic or would you prefur i didn't?

No it's alright, it was just my liver. I never use . . . tha . . .

*Collapses on the floor.*

*looks at duck again, then at the other plotters still in the room. cefuly walks round to godben and checks for a pulse*

*Gives a pulse to Dusk show that he's still alive.*

he is bleeding a lot *looks at duck* *tryes to look for something to work as compress or bandage*

Here . . . use this.

*Gives Dusk some bandages from his pocket.*

As I said . . . I get killed a lot.

*pulls the fether back out and applyes presur to the woond*

<*asault on a superior officer is considered an attempt on your own life if not sucsessful*>

can you walk?
*pulls godben to his feet*

*Helen is sitting in the corner. She looks like shes been there a while. She smiles*
[Helen] Do you need a hand? Some of us know medicine and those of us who don't could ask for help.

*wanders in, pours something nasty-tasting down Godben's throat to help regenerate his liver, bandages Godben properly, Leaves Gb a bill for a large amount, plus a large piece of *

[Helen] We...I don't understand how can you charge yourself for a service that will benfit you? I would have done it for free and I are outsiders.

*GB wakes up feeling much better excluding the bad taste in his mouth.*

What happened?