h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Oooooh!!
a delivery!!
*runs over to the box and opens it eagerly*

*a fine good looking chimney sweep leaps out*

'ello luv! 'ow ye doin' then?
*sweeps you a bow*

My my wot a pretty place ye go' 'ere then! Do it ye self didja?

Now as the ladder of life
'As been strung
You may think a sweep's
On the botton most rung

*sticks out his hand*

Good luck will rub off when
I shake 'ands with you
Or blow me a kiss
And that's lucky too

*shakes the sweeps hand*
why are you here sir... i dont think i need a sweep

Ev'ryone needs a sweep! Doncha 'ave a chimney luv? All good assassins 'ava a chimney! Lends a certain sumfin. I've just been doin' the Spies place, they've got a bootiful chimney up there!

of course i have a chimeny we have quite a few
its just... well...
I dont think they need swept
we have ducks for these things

< I can just see anthea sticking a duck on a pole and sweeping the chimeny with it>

~Skenvoy

< thats not what i ment!!>

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and vote for Lady Scott


you know it makes utterly no sense at all.


>>

Will do!

Wait, why?

Because...erm..Im not entirely sure! But I went and looked at her Personal Space and she sounds a cool lady

I've known her for several months and she seems OK, but I'd need to know who the opposition is first.

is in the blog somewhere what it is about, is the fact that it is lady scott (and that she wants to be voted for) not enough?

<*Chim Chimeny Chim Chimeny Chim Chim Charoo! In the life of a sweep there is lots to do!

Chim Chimeny Chim Chimeny Chim Chim Charee! The life of the sweep is the best there can be!

Ohh! blah blah blah blah step in time!
blah blah blah blah step in time!
blah blah blah blah step in time!*>

No, I'm afraid that I'll need a little more info before I vote.

*rings tower bell and starts yelling for everyone*

In the torture chamber we've currently got a goon from the last mission. They've captured Anthea and taken her to a base in the arctic with a lot of scientists apparently...and they''re going to at least dunk her in water if not do that whole thing the Nazis did with leaving people in ice. What do we dooo!!!???

*tries to bundle one or two people to get more info from the goon*
dont all go though..it'll cause trouble and I gave it an icecream.

OK OK, it's a time of crisis. I'll take command then.

*walks in* actually I think you'll find that WIRO is the top member of the guild still active, therefore he is in charge, as it is I'm here to keep some semblance of control as he asked me to

~Skenvoy

Skenvoy,
I'll go and crank up the systems in the medics room. There'll be blood, there always is!

erm u might wanan stop past the toture cahmber ... goon's blood everywhere ...

*leaves the office heading for the torture chamber*

~Skenvoy