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Wøñkø Posted May 29, 2004
*in a tree with a R.A.P.T.A.R. (Random Acceleraterated-Particle-Turbulence Assault Rifle)*
*practicing shoot holes in trees*
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AK - fancy that! Posted May 29, 2004
*tests his new instant incinerator weapon thing (I'm in a state of Acronym Denial)... *
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted May 29, 2004
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nice to see you three boys haveing fun with big gun thingamys...>
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StormCrow (Supervisor of the Assasins Guild and Bar Manager of the One Shot-One Kill Bar and Grill.)"You're really mean with mon Posted May 31, 2004
*shakes his head, turns round and picks up railgun*
i prefer the direct approach, big gun's 'N' big bangs!
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Wøñkø Posted May 31, 2004
Righto.
*Jumps out of the tree with a R.E.S.C. (Ridiculously Enourmous Shoulder Cannon) and shoots someone*
Btw, the sky is black because there was a random volcano yesterday up in the mountains, so, er...
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AK - fancy that! Posted May 31, 2004
*adds water to his instant incinerator*
*it explodes nicely*
*from a safe distance away, AK is badly burnt anyway*
hmm
*reads the ingredients on the package:
"sodium, sodium, sodium, sodium, sodium, sodium, sodium, sodium, sodium, sodium, sodium, sodium, sodium, sodium, sodium, sodium, sodium, sodium, sodium, sodium, sodium, sodium, sodium, sodium, sodium, sodium, and sodium"
well that explains a lot.
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted May 31, 2004
Good thing it wasent something more reactive thats all i will say...
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted May 31, 2004
sodiums not the most reactive of the alikeline metals,
you should try litium or potasium...
Or francium.... 
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AK - fancy that! Posted May 31, 2004
well I don't know much about that sort of thing.
but I'd say exploding on contact with water is pretty reactive. 
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted May 31, 2004
yes it is quite reactive...
but there are.. more reactive things...
I beleve francium could explode with contact to the air...
not to mention that its slightly radioactive...
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted May 31, 2004
I shouldent give them ideas...
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AK - fancy that! Posted May 31, 2004
*an ominous black van parks outside the guild's garage*
*two men carry several boxes with "radioactive" "reactive" "explosive" and "expensive" written all over them and place them in the garage*
*they leave a bill for $100000 that say "300 lbs of Francium*
*they drive away*
*a mutant badger bites through one of their tires adn three grey squirrels mutilate them... out of sight from the guild, of course*
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted May 31, 2004
*looks at the bill*
Hey! who orderd this!!
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted May 31, 2004
Ah well...
as long as it goes to a good use...
*signs the bill and walks away*
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- 965: StormCrow (Supervisor of the Assasins Guild and Bar Manager of the One Shot-One Kill Bar and Grill.)"You're really mean with mon (May 31, 2004)
- 966: Wøñkø (May 31, 2004)
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