A Conversation for The h2g2 Assassins guild
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Apr 4, 2004
its a very small bird...
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StormCrow (Supervisor of the Assasins Guild and Bar Manager of the One Shot-One Kill Bar and Grill.)"You're really mean with mon Posted Apr 28, 2004
*walks out of the shadows carrying a ridiculously larghe amount of weaponry*
hi.
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Khamsin Posted Apr 28, 2004
*training instructor marches up*
Instructor: get down and give me /20/. YOU shall call me SIR!
The Training grounds
Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Apr 28, 2004
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StormCrow (Supervisor of the Assasins Guild and Bar Manager of the One Shot-One Kill Bar and Grill.)"You're really mean with mon Posted Apr 29, 2004
khamzin ive just wasted the best part of 8 of your droids im tired and pi**ed off dont make me have to hurt you.
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Khamsin Posted Apr 29, 2004
Instructor: I am not Khamsin, now get down and give me 40! and its SIR!
*gets a rifle from a hut places it over his shoulder*
*while facing stormcrow but the gun still over his shoulder he pulls the trigger*
*the bullet flys out of the gun and hits the bullseye on a target 400metres away*
Instructor: Don't mess with me soldier 
just do what /I/ say
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StormCrow (Supervisor of the Assasins Guild and Bar Manager of the One Shot-One Kill Bar and Grill.)"You're really mean with mon Posted Apr 29, 2004
ok "sir"
*picks up sniper rifle takes aim*
so you think youre good?
*hits penny dead centre (give or tace a few microns) from 500 yards*
*drops to the ground and does 50 1 handed pressups*
happy "sir" ?
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StormCrow (Supervisor of the Assasins Guild and Bar Manager of the One Shot-One Kill Bar and Grill.)"You're really mean with mon Posted Apr 29, 2004
^taKe
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Khamsin Posted Apr 29, 2004
Instructor: don't play funny games with /me/
NOW run the assult course and do that again
*points to the mile long assualt course with various hidden traps*
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Apr 29, 2004
*fears instructor*
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StormCrow (Supervisor of the Assasins Guild and Bar Manager of the One Shot-One Kill Bar and Grill.)"You're really mean with mon Posted Apr 29, 2004
*strolls up*
well "sir" ive completed youre ASSault course, and to be honest i have a harder time getting into my landing-bay.
ive added some new features.
*hands instructor blueprints for the mods that have been added*
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Khamsin Posted Apr 29, 2004
*looks at the plans and then looks at the course*
Instructor: you missed half the course RECRUIT! go do it again, and this time you have to enter the demon dimension
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StormCrow (Supervisor of the Assasins Guild and Bar Manager of the One Shot-One Kill Bar and Grill.)"You're really mean with mon Posted Apr 29, 2004
*looks at instructor*
aye right! missed half the course? hah, the blueprints only show the areas i consider too easy. the rest are just about acceptable "challenges".
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Khamsin Posted Apr 29, 2004
Instructor: Listen smart alec, none of this changes without the Doctor giving the say so
*looks at the readings and times for the test*
You failed too much noise made
*forces the plans back into stormcrows hands*
go ask the Doctor, if she gives you the go ahead then you have my recommendation for Supervisor
I need a drink *instructor storm off to the bar*
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StormCrow (Supervisor of the Assasins Guild and Bar Manager of the One Shot-One Kill Bar and Grill.)"You're really mean with mon Posted Apr 29, 2004
*shoots instructor in the ass with laxative/sedative combi dart*
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Khamsin Posted Apr 29, 2004
*hits the dummy that looks absolutely identical to the instructor*
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Wøñkø Posted May 16, 2004
*landed here through the window from the medic's room a while ago, with a gooey box*
mm... *backs up a way and shoots the box with the gooey raekor-thing inside*
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Rosemary {[(2+2+2)^2]+4+2=42} Posted May 19, 2004
*strolls out discretely taking in her surroundings. walks over to the targets and puts down the large box she's been carrying*
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- 921: Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! (Apr 4, 2004)
- 922: AK - fancy that! (Apr 4, 2004)
- 923: Khamsin (Apr 17, 2004)
- 924: StormCrow (Supervisor of the Assasins Guild and Bar Manager of the One Shot-One Kill Bar and Grill.)"You're really mean with mon (Apr 28, 2004)
- 925: Khamsin (Apr 28, 2004)
- 926: Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! (Apr 28, 2004)
- 927: StormCrow (Supervisor of the Assasins Guild and Bar Manager of the One Shot-One Kill Bar and Grill.)"You're really mean with mon (Apr 29, 2004)
- 928: Khamsin (Apr 29, 2004)
- 929: StormCrow (Supervisor of the Assasins Guild and Bar Manager of the One Shot-One Kill Bar and Grill.)"You're really mean with mon (Apr 29, 2004)
- 930: StormCrow (Supervisor of the Assasins Guild and Bar Manager of the One Shot-One Kill Bar and Grill.)"You're really mean with mon (Apr 29, 2004)
- 931: Khamsin (Apr 29, 2004)
- 932: Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! (Apr 29, 2004)
- 933: StormCrow (Supervisor of the Assasins Guild and Bar Manager of the One Shot-One Kill Bar and Grill.)"You're really mean with mon (Apr 29, 2004)
- 934: Khamsin (Apr 29, 2004)
- 935: StormCrow (Supervisor of the Assasins Guild and Bar Manager of the One Shot-One Kill Bar and Grill.)"You're really mean with mon (Apr 29, 2004)
- 936: Khamsin (Apr 29, 2004)
- 937: StormCrow (Supervisor of the Assasins Guild and Bar Manager of the One Shot-One Kill Bar and Grill.)"You're really mean with mon (Apr 29, 2004)
- 938: Khamsin (Apr 29, 2004)
- 939: Wøñkø (May 16, 2004)
- 940: Rosemary {[(2+2+2)^2]+4+2=42} (May 19, 2004)
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