h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Righto.

Coren: There's a very nice obstacle course at the Training Grounds.

Name:Starphish
U number:1154795
Weapons: Throwing stars, lollipop, some grapes, very rare sword
Magic powers:Power over water, Can travel through shadows
Other skills: Can draw a food processor in 45 seconds
Gender:F
Thing or Thursday: No preference!

Welcome! I'm the vice-guild mistress Kat. The mistress is currently away but when she gets back she'll add you to the list.
I'm impressed with your food processor abilities! That's a talent!

Threads you need to sign up to:

The Fleet Admiral's office. Everything happens here, announcements, messing around, introductions, everything.

The Torture Chamber (or as the thread is called The Torcher Chamber). This isn't essential but might be useful.

The One Hit Kill and Grill Bar. Stuff happens along here, and the main bonus is that you get drink!


In the meantime we have a training ground for you to strut your stuff in and various other places for you to snoop.

Enjoy

Kat

Starphish you are now on our members list,
welcome to the assassins guild,

may your skills lead you to great honers

Anthea

Name: MysteriousOneWoS
U number: U857298
Weapons: Spork
Magic powers: I know the power of magical silence.
Other skills: I can be really quiet with a club.
Gender: Male
Thing or Thursday: Thing

Welcome to the Assassins guild
I am Dr Anthea, Guild mistess and fleet admarel


most things (and general insanity) take place in the fleet admerals office,
I hope you find yourself a home here and spread the cause of killing for a lot of money

Nil Mortifi Sine Lucure
(dont kill without payment)

By a curious coincidence, I think you were the one who introduced me to H2G2.

that really is a curious coinsedence,
A double welcome it is then

Name: Lavahna
U Number: 1213722
Weapons: Amplifier, Megaphone, paper rolled into a cone, anything that will resonate.
Magical Powers: Super-human volume and pitch (please don't make me laugh, it will be painful to you)
Other Skills: The ability to seem extreemly innocent and naive, then surprise you with a mortally wounding bout of insults.
Gender: Female.

Name: Lavahna
U Number: 1213722
Weapons: Amplifier, Megaphone, paper rolled into a cone, anything that will resonate.
Magical Powers: Super-human volume and pitch (please don't make me laugh, it will be painful to you)
Other Skills: The ability to seem extreemly innocent and naive, then surprise you with a mortally wounding bout of insults.
Gender: Female.
Thing or Thursday: Thing.

And of course, in my childish eagerness, I missed the last bit, so I have no added two of me. Make no mistake. There is only on me. *grins sheepishly*

Lavahna

Hullo!!!!

And a big welcome to you!
My name is Kat, I am your vice-guild mistress. We hope that you enjoy your stay with us. The emergency exits are here, here, here and here and if you missed that first time round then tough.

Feel free to snoop around, let yourself be known and generally cause mischief.
Please make sure you are subscribed to at least The Fleet Admiral's Office if nothing else. This is where all announcements are made.

Thank you for joining, our guild-mistress will be along to welcome you and add you to the list as soon as she stops carousing in a Christmas way. I don't know! These people

And oooOOOoo perfect pitch! You're the second person I've met with perfect pitch...how annoying.

Kat

gosh us assassins not even a holiday for christmas,
welcome to the guild,

Anthea

Name:godfrick
U number:1260797
Weapons:bow and sword
Magic powers:morphing powers
Other skills:able to become invisible
Gender:male
Thing or Thursday:defiantley thing

Hullo and welcome to the guild. Glad you could make it!

The mistress, Dr Anthea, isn't around currently but she will be soonish I hope to welcome you properly.

If you would like to proceed to the Fleet Admiral's Office that's where all announcements/important plans take place.
Feel free to wander anywhere else as well and introduce yourself where you want.
And don't drink anything unless you watched it poured.

Vice guild-mistress Kath

welcome welcome I'll see if I can add you before my computer tryes to kill me

nil mortifi sine lucure

Name: Black Leopard
U number: U722932
Weapons: One and a -splatting gun and one hidden knife(and anything other to hand)
Magic powers: Don't know
Other skills: intelligence, sluething
Gender: Male
Thing or Thursday: Thing

Welcome to the guild. Please drop by the fleet admiral's office, and remember to bring your own hip flask.
Enjoy your stay and may you last as long as possible. The wear and tear on clearing up after failed assassins is starting to put a toll on us!

Kat

welcome welcome,
running visit for me

I'll put black lepord on the list now

if i can