h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hello and welcome.
If you could make your way to the thread mentioned above your post please.
Not much is happening in the guild right now as we are reorganising and hope to relaunch properly in March.

Just a few points:

Read the page on Continuity please and stick to it.
Don't use text speak.
Try to keep things realistically unrealistic....i.e. I'll be interested to see how you'll kill someone blindfolded and with your hands tied behind your back. Just because we are assassins doesn't make us gods.

But there are those of us who are just bl**dy brilliant!

But still not gods.

We are scientists, we have no need of gods!

I'm not a scientist. Nor's Kham really, he's a writer and an artist.

*walks away just in case*

*throw knife at him*

Welcome tomboy007 to the Assassins guild,
were currently planing a war against the thingites,
you've come at the right time

gather your weapons and come to the fleet admerals office

Name:GreyPanther4251
U number:U1312085
Weapons: various; thrown, ballistic and explosive type weapons also a mediunsized battle sword and a pair of hook swords
Magic powers: None
Other skills: stealth and unmatched brute strength and aggression
Gender:Male
Thing or Thursday: Thing (never could get the hang of thursdays)

Hey GreyPanther and thanks for joining. Unfortunately I'm not certain how active the guild will be in the future...or for that matter how much longer the guild will exist. Our guild mistress isn't around much and I don't have enough energy to run the guild all by myself without admin allowances. But never mind. Have fun while you can. The training ground is where most people are at the minute.

vice guild-mistress Kat

did my knife hit or what

actaully Im having tea there

Welcome GreyPanther to the Assassins Guild

I would like to remind the Vice Guildmistress that the Guildmistress is still here. Also that the revamp of the guild will still go ahead for next month as I have planned.

Dr Anthea

Name:Belmatt guardian of the smelly vest
U number:1289040
Weapons: Two towels, No running water and really bad jokes
Magic powers:none
Other skills:I have a smelly vest
Gender:Male
Thing or Thursday:Thingy

welcome to the Assassin's guild,
glad to see you have found us

please have a look around,
put a copy of the badge on your space

have fun

nil mortifi sine lucure

thank u!!!!


happy to be here

thats the spirit

Some assassin-wizards could make "Nil Mortify Sine Lucure" into a spell that instantly teleports you to the Assassin's Guild.

And "Liberté Egalité Fraternité Insanité" could be ade into a spell to teleport you to "No no no!!"

you mean.... some links....?

Everytime someone makes gestures and says the right words they have to go to the place they teleported to.

It's an idea.