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Kate, mighty and majestic (and, quite frankly, looking for doughnuts...) Posted Oct 27, 2004
Name: Kate
U number: 214426
Weapons: Ninja stars and a lightsaber
Magic powers: Mind-reading and knowing the future
Other skills: Speaking with a cool accent like the Terminator
Gender: female
Thing or Thursday: Oh, um, Thing. I have no idea what this means, but I always go with Thing.
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Kat - From H2G2 Posted Oct 28, 2004
Hey Kate and welcome to the guild!
The guild-mistress (Dr Anthea) will be around at some point to welcome you properly but it's currently her birthday (week) so she's off being important.
In the meantime, if you would like to subscribe to...
The Fleet Admirals Office -important announcements, assassinations and general stuff
The Torture Chamber- high amounts of torture and...being. This is also where the Inquisition hang out...which Im head of.
Anywhere else you feel like! Feel free to drop into various threads and introduce yourself, as different people hang around different areas as the whim takes them.
Any questions, dont hesitate to ask. Just dont eat any 
you find lying around.
Kat
(vice guild mistress)
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Oct 29, 2004
*quickly adds Kate*
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John Luc Posted Oct 30, 2004
Name: Madman of the Ohians
U number: 208498
Weapons: samurai daito, throwing stars, other ninja gear
Magic powers: shadow majick
Other skills: knowledgable in most forms of majick and martial arts. Able to prepare an incredible meal with minimal items.
Gender: ?
Thing or Thursday: Thing
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Kat - From H2G2 Posted Oct 31, 2004
Heya, don't forget to subscribe to the fleet admiral's office, and anywhere else you feel like mooching around. Feel free to test yourself out in the training ground, drop by the grill for a drink, and email kat to let her know what youre up to.
Ahhh....it's always nice to see fresh faces around the guild...we do lose so many to...accidents.
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Oct 31, 2004
Welcome,
I shall add you to the list,
any ideas you (anyone) has for the improvement of the guild will be considered, I like to think of this as a comunity venture... with me in charge of course, but there must be someone on the frount line...
I will be sitting at the back filling in paperwork 
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chiz65_ Posted Nov 13, 2004
Name: Chiz65
U number: U65
Weapons: Katana and throwing knives
Magic powers: Telepathy
Other skills: An uncanny ability to explode when tickled
Gender: Male
Thing or Thursday: Thing
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Kat - From H2G2 Posted Nov 14, 2004
make that U1105469 Anthea.
Welcome Chiz! Have a look around and hunker down, don't drink anything that hasn't been tested first.
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Nov 14, 2004
Welcome Chiz to the wonderful guild of assassins,
You are now on the members listing,
please feel free to look around,
have an 
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[...] Posted Nov 17, 2004
Name: HPB 
U number: (U)198644
Weapons: Crossbow, garrotte.
Magic powers: One does not believe in such things lest it be defence.
Other skills: Tracking and moderate defence against magic(k)...
Gender: male
Thursday: Thursday.
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Nov 17, 2004
HPB I never thought I would see you here
Welcome to the Assassin's Guild,
*bows quickly and runs off to add him before he changes his mind*
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Khamsin Posted Nov 17, 2004
*dies again* HPB joined the assassins guild, what madness is this
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Nov 17, 2004
well acording to his name he is on an RPG crucade so I suppose he is mearly visiting and if he has'nt already, joining the RPGs
amazing what a persons mind can come up with
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Khamsin Posted Nov 17, 2004
yes, I mean look what my mind comes up with everyday
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Nov 17, 2004
I'd rather not 
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Nov 17, 2004
Er, I will just keep running if its all the same with you
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Nov 18, 2004
Well at the moment we're tracking down a 
and other such odities,
If you wish you can follow the links *indicates links at the top of the page*
and we're at the cliffs.
Or if thats not quite your thing there is opertunity to do what you wish, continuity is very lax and you dont even need to leave one room to get to another,
I think that about sums up the pile of stuff this place has become
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- 1741: Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! (Oct 20, 2004)
- 1742: Kate, mighty and majestic (and, quite frankly, looking for doughnuts...) (Oct 27, 2004)
- 1743: Kat - From H2G2 (Oct 28, 2004)
- 1744: Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! (Oct 29, 2004)
- 1745: John Luc (Oct 30, 2004)
- 1746: Kat - From H2G2 (Oct 31, 2004)
- 1747: Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! (Oct 31, 2004)
- 1748: chiz65_ (Nov 13, 2004)
- 1749: Kat - From H2G2 (Nov 14, 2004)
- 1750: Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! (Nov 14, 2004)
- 1751: [...] (Nov 17, 2004)
- 1752: Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! (Nov 17, 2004)
- 1753: Khamsin (Nov 17, 2004)
- 1754: Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! (Nov 17, 2004)
- 1755: Khamsin (Nov 17, 2004)
- 1756: Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! (Nov 17, 2004)
- 1757: Khamsin (Nov 17, 2004)
- 1758: Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! (Nov 17, 2004)
- 1759: [...] (Nov 18, 2004)
- 1760: Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! (Nov 18, 2004)
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