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Kat - From H2G2 Posted Oct 5, 2004
Please also remember to subscribe and read the last few pages of the fleet admirals office thread. This is where all important things are announced...such as contracts, holidays, and general wrangling
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Laudatortemporisacti - RIP TB Falsename, I will always love you. :'-( Posted Oct 5, 2004
Ahhh...will do!
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nullspace Posted Oct 5, 2004
Name:Stu Pidarso
U number:246374
Weapons: Anything by Black&Decker, DeWalt, Milwaukee
Magic powers: Psychic appliance repair/sabotage
Other skills: telepathic, telekinetic autonomous eyeball (right eye)
Gender:male
Thing or Thursday: Look here. There's no question. THOR is the God of tool users, and I'll go ballistic if anyone renames His day. Try me, sucka.
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Oct 5, 2004
Welcome to the Assassins guild,
If you would care to subscribe to the guild Mistresses office you shall be informed about new events happening in the guild,
other than that find your way around and have fun
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Kat - From H2G2 Posted Oct 5, 2004
I would advice subscribing to most of the places if they've been used in the past fortnight. That way you can make sure you dont miss anything exciting
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Rosemary {[(2+2+2)^2]+4+2=42} Posted Oct 5, 2004
there's a mission right now on the cliffs-read yesterdays office posting for the details
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nullspace Posted Oct 5, 2004
Thank you, I must find refreshment first, will be at the pub for the nonce.
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Kat - From H2G2 Posted Oct 7, 2004
we do have a bar for these sorts of things...off with you!
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mad boffin: Part time House Ogre & Homework Enforcer.AKA George the ubiquitous prophet of Thing Posted Oct 8, 2004
Name:mad Boffin
U number:943195
Weapons: Gin bottles, juniper breath
Magic powers:can induce comma in victims with talk of Chemistry & statistics
Other skills:the silent wind of madras curry!
Gender:Male
Thing or Thursday:THING definately THING, what a question!
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Oct 8, 2004
Welcome mad boffin
If you would like to subscribe to the guild misstresses office you will be kept in the loop as to the things that are happening within the guild
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Behind Geddon's wall, The Wall of death! (chemist-assassin, keeper of the hooded swan) Posted Oct 8, 2004
You'd also be welcome if you swung by either of the laboratories.
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mad boffin: Part time House Ogre & Homework Enforcer.AKA George the ubiquitous prophet of Thing Posted Oct 8, 2004
Thank you, as a Chemist-Assassin you may be familiar with the use of chemometrics to confound and deflect the attack of the dim witted manager.
I have used the skills of evil chemometrics many times, If you are not familiar with this martial art then I am particularly partial to the 2nd overtone out of plane O-H stretch attack, which has been known to cause a glazing of the eyes and uncontrollable yawning with seconds! It can be taught in seconds from any good text book.
Wreak havoc and unleash the dogs of war!
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Oct 8, 2004
I think you would make an exelent and long expected member of the wonderfully mischevious science faculty
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mad boffin: Part time House Ogre & Homework Enforcer.AKA George the ubiquitous prophet of Thing Posted Oct 8, 2004
...Bows from the waist, all the time keeping one eye on Dr Anthea and one hand on an empty gin bottle (favourite weapon and drug of choice), stands straight then blends once more into the shadow.
whispering as he leaves " pity I got the quote wrong, should have been CRY havoc..."
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Estelendur (AKA Esty) Posted Oct 9, 2004
Grammar Nazi: It's 'definitely' and 'coma' as opposed to 'definately' and 'comma'
Esty: Hello, new members!
Coren: Welcome, new members.
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- 1701: Kat - From H2G2 (Oct 5, 2004)
- 1702: Laudatortemporisacti - RIP TB Falsename, I will always love you. :'-( (Oct 5, 2004)
- 1703: nullspace (Oct 5, 2004)
- 1704: Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! (Oct 5, 2004)
- 1705: Kat - From H2G2 (Oct 5, 2004)
- 1706: Rosemary {[(2+2+2)^2]+4+2=42} (Oct 5, 2004)
- 1707: nullspace (Oct 5, 2004)
- 1708: Mad - I need a holiday, very seriously... (Oct 6, 2004)
- 1709: The Liquid Warrior (Vescere bracis meis) (Oct 7, 2004)
- 1710: Kat - From H2G2 (Oct 7, 2004)
- 1711: The Liquid Warrior (Vescere bracis meis) (Oct 7, 2004)
- 1712: mad boffin: Part time House Ogre & Homework Enforcer.AKA George the ubiquitous prophet of Thing (Oct 8, 2004)
- 1713: Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! (Oct 8, 2004)
- 1714: Behind Geddon's wall, The Wall of death! (chemist-assassin, keeper of the hooded swan) (Oct 8, 2004)
- 1715: mad boffin: Part time House Ogre & Homework Enforcer.AKA George the ubiquitous prophet of Thing (Oct 8, 2004)
- 1716: Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! (Oct 8, 2004)
- 1717: mad boffin: Part time House Ogre & Homework Enforcer.AKA George the ubiquitous prophet of Thing (Oct 8, 2004)
- 1718: Estelendur (AKA Esty) (Oct 9, 2004)
- 1719: Khamsin (Oct 9, 2004)
- 1720: Estelendur (AKA Esty) (Oct 9, 2004)
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