A Conversation for The h2g2 Assassins guild

The Assassins guild

Post 1701

Kat - From H2G2

Please also remember to subscribe and read the last few pages of the fleet admirals office thread. This is where all important things are announced...such as contracts, holidays, and general wrangling


The Assassins guild

Post 1702

Laudatortemporisacti - RIP TB Falsename, I will always love you. :'-(

Ahhh...will do!


The Assassins guild

Post 1703

nullspace

Name:Stu Pidarso
U number:246374
Weapons: Anything by Black&Decker, DeWalt, Milwaukee
Magic powers: Psychic appliance repair/sabotage
Other skills: telepathic, telekinetic autonomous eyeball (right eye)
Gender:male
Thing or Thursday: Look here. There's no question. THOR is the God of tool users, and I'll go ballistic if anyone renames His day. Try me, sucka.


The Assassins guild

Post 1704

Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it!

Welcome to the Assassins guild,
If you would care to subscribe to the guild Mistresses office you shall be informed about new events happening in the guild,
smiley - biggrin
other than that find your way around and have fun


The Assassins guild

Post 1705

Kat - From H2G2

I would advice subscribing to most of the places if they've been used in the past fortnight. That way you can make sure you dont miss anything exciting smiley - magic


The Assassins guild

Post 1706

Rosemary {[(2+2+2)^2]+4+2=42}

there's a mission right now on the cliffs-read yesterdays office posting for the details


The Assassins guild

Post 1707

nullspace

Thank you, I must find refreshment first, will be at the pub for the nonce.


The Assassins guild

Post 1708

Mad - I need a holiday, very seriously...

if you say so


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Post 1709

The Liquid Warrior (Vescere bracis meis)

Opens bar and begins to distribute smiley - ale


The Assassins guild

Post 1710

Kat - From H2G2

we do have a bar for these sorts of things...off with you!


The Assassins guild

Post 1711

The Liquid Warrior (Vescere bracis meis)

oohh!!
Ok then
smiley - blue
*Slinks out of door*


The Assassins guild

Post 1712

mad boffin: Part time House Ogre & Homework Enforcer.AKA George the ubiquitous prophet of Thing

Name:mad Boffin
U number:943195
Weapons: Gin bottles, juniper breath
Magic powers:can induce comma in victims with talk of Chemistry & statistics
Other skills:the silent wind of madras curry!
Gender:Male
Thing or Thursday:THING definately THING, what a question!


The Assassins guild

Post 1713

Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it!

Welcome mad boffin
smiley - biggrin
If you would like to subscribe to the guild misstresses office you will be kept in the loop as to the things that are happening within the guild


The Assassins guild

Post 1714

Behind Geddon's wall, The Wall of death! (chemist-assassin, keeper of the hooded swan)

You'd also be welcome if you swung by either of the laboratories.


The Assassins guild

Post 1715

mad boffin: Part time House Ogre & Homework Enforcer.AKA George the ubiquitous prophet of Thing

Thank you, as a Chemist-Assassin you may be familiar with the use of chemometrics to confound and deflect the attack of the dim witted manager.

I have used the skills of evil chemometrics many times, If you are not familiar with this martial art then I am particularly partial to the 2nd overtone out of plane O-H stretch attack, which has been known to cause a glazing of the eyes and uncontrollable yawning with seconds! It can be taught in seconds from any good text book.

Wreak havoc and unleash the dogs of war!


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Post 1716

Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it!

smiley - laugh I think you would make an exelent and long expected member of the wonderfully mischevious science faculty


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Post 1717

mad boffin: Part time House Ogre & Homework Enforcer.AKA George the ubiquitous prophet of Thing

...Bows from the waist, all the time keeping one eye on Dr Anthea and one hand on an empty gin bottle (favourite weapon and drug of choice), stands straight then blends once more into the shadow.

whispering as he leaves " pity I got the quote wrong, should have been CRY havoc..."


The Assassins guild

Post 1718

Estelendur (AKA Esty)

Grammar Nazi: It's 'definitely' and 'coma' as opposed to 'definately' and 'comma'

Esty: Hello, new members!

Coren: Welcome, new members.


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Post 1719

Khamsin

*beats the grammar Nazi with a pointy stick*


The Assassins guild

Post 1720

Estelendur (AKA Esty)

Grammar Nazi: *smiley - runaway*


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