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James[(2^4-9)*(10-4)=42] Posted Oct 30, 2003
Well everyone's Skills come in handy at some point. 
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Oct 30, 2003
welcome to the assassins guild godben...
since you dont carru a weapon i am guessing your more of a hand to hand fighter...
*hands godben some standerd issue black clothing and a guild id card*
welcome to the assassins guild
if we ever need a bicycle repair man we will know who to come to....
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Andrew Poland aka Corporal Yosarian of the Terranic Army, Assasin, Bounty Hunter, Thief, Philosopher, Thing AND Spork-ite!!! Posted Oct 31, 2003
Name:Yosarian
U. Number:251312
Weapons:Ak-47, Shotgun, .30 cal M1A1 Carbine, Machette, colt 45, napalm.
Magic powers: Don't need em, got enough fire power.
Gender:Male
living in or out of HQ: In
Thing or thursday: Thing
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Acid Override - The Forum A1146917 Posted Oct 31, 2003
Not the catch-22 version I hope! We really don't need that kind of cynacism. We have enough cynacism as things stand
catch-22 is a fantastic book though
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Andrew Poland aka Corporal Yosarian of the Terranic Army, Assasin, Bounty Hunter, Thief, Philosopher, Thing AND Spork-ite!!! Posted Oct 31, 2003
kinda, just much less cynacal. one of my favorites. so, am i in?
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Acid Override - The Forum A1146917 Posted Oct 31, 2003
I think you need permission from our leader for that, but for what its worth anyone who liked catch-22 gets my vote
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Oct 31, 2003
ok your in 
i beleve that makes 41 members now...
*hands Yosarian some black clothing and a guild id*
if you need anything else go to the stores,... the quartermaster is away at the moment but i am shure the ducks will get you everything you need
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Andrew Poland aka Corporal Yosarian of the Terranic Army, Assasin, Bounty Hunter, Thief, Philosopher, Thing AND Spork-ite!!! Posted Oct 31, 2003
ok thanks!
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Oct 31, 2003
we are always glad to have another Assassin
feel free to have a look araound
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Khamsin Posted Oct 31, 2003
Come on down to the lab BTW I'm looking for an assistant in the lab its nothing dangerous 
just a little help here and there
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Oct 31, 2003
so Yosarian
interested in being a scientist?...
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Oct 31, 2003
yes fourty one i wonder who will be 42?....
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Andrew Poland aka Corporal Yosarian of the Terranic Army, Assasin, Bounty Hunter, Thief, Philosopher, Thing AND Spork-ite!!! Posted Nov 1, 2003
ok kool, what does a scientist do?
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Andrew Poland aka Corporal Yosarian of the Terranic Army, Assasin, Bounty Hunter, Thief, Philosopher, Thing AND Spork-ite!!! Posted Nov 1, 2003
and how do i get promoted?
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Nov 1, 2003
thats the jist of it anyway....
first few promotions for genraly being there...
and the others you will have to work for,
its my way of not having to bother with those who sign up then smeg off 
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TheDirtyVicar Posted Nov 1, 2003
so i just joined right....so when does the assasinating begin? I mean i take pleasure in my work and would like to get started....stalking, and tailing, and scheming, and assasinating and a so on and a so forth.
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Nov 1, 2003
there are a few contracts on the main page...
mostly we plot and schem and create havock to the other Assassins...
but for the good of all your health you do it without making a mess
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- 562: Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! (Oct 30, 2003)
- 563: Wøñkø (Oct 30, 2003)
- 564: Andrew Poland aka Corporal Yosarian of the Terranic Army, Assasin, Bounty Hunter, Thief, Philosopher, Thing AND Spork-ite!!! (Oct 31, 2003)
- 565: Acid Override - The Forum A1146917 (Oct 31, 2003)
- 566: Andrew Poland aka Corporal Yosarian of the Terranic Army, Assasin, Bounty Hunter, Thief, Philosopher, Thing AND Spork-ite!!! (Oct 31, 2003)
- 567: Acid Override - The Forum A1146917 (Oct 31, 2003)
- 568: Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! (Oct 31, 2003)
- 569: Andrew Poland aka Corporal Yosarian of the Terranic Army, Assasin, Bounty Hunter, Thief, Philosopher, Thing AND Spork-ite!!! (Oct 31, 2003)
- 570: Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! (Oct 31, 2003)
- 571: Khamsin (Oct 31, 2003)
- 572: Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! (Oct 31, 2003)
- 573: Wøñkø (Oct 31, 2003)
- 574: Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! (Oct 31, 2003)
- 575: Andrew Poland aka Corporal Yosarian of the Terranic Army, Assasin, Bounty Hunter, Thief, Philosopher, Thing AND Spork-ite!!! (Nov 1, 2003)
- 576: Andrew Poland aka Corporal Yosarian of the Terranic Army, Assasin, Bounty Hunter, Thief, Philosopher, Thing AND Spork-ite!!! (Nov 1, 2003)
- 577: James[(2^4-9)*(10-4)=42] (Nov 1, 2003)
- 578: Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! (Nov 1, 2003)
- 579: TheDirtyVicar (Nov 1, 2003)
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