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Wiro Posted Oct 25, 2003
old last post ... so no new post
no new post because of old last post
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Acid Override - The Forum A1146917 Posted Oct 25, 2003
Its the way of h2g2. Though there are those who seem to get a kick out of reserructing conversations from years ago, so its always worth leaving them up
Another newbie straight to our frount door. How convenient that they always show up here for reeducation. If we get another one soon though I may begin to suspect one of our enemies creating a new account to infiltrate the operation.
Still the w'h'ibble mistake was belivable enough...this time.
the Assassins guild - CODE RED. GUILD IN LOCK DOWN
Wiro Posted Oct 26, 2003
To join please remain out side the locked gate. do not attmept to enter. The Guild is in lock down for security reasons.
Your applicaation will be processed when we return to normal working procedure.
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Khamsin Posted Oct 26, 2003
Name:Khamsin
U. Number:U251058
Weapons: chemicals of mass destruction
Magic powers:eating uni food
Gender:male
living in or out of HQ:depends on the food
Thing or thursday:thursday
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Wiro Posted Oct 26, 2003
hello i am the guilds second in command, the leader is currently otehrwise engaged. may i help you?
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TheDirtyVicar Posted Oct 27, 2003
Name: TheDirtyVicar
U. Number: 518318
Weapons: stiletto, piano wire, poisons
Magic powers:N/A
Gender: Male
living in or out of HQ: out
Thing or thursday: Thing
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Wiro Posted Oct 27, 2003
welcome, I am the guild second in command, we are currently in a state of high alert so please remain where you are. The guild leader is currently otherwise engaged. However as soon as she is avalible she will be along to welcome you officially.
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Wøñkø Posted Oct 28, 2003
if you like you ccan try to piece together what happened.
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GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 Posted Oct 30, 2003
Name: GodBen
U. Number: I'm not giving personal details to a machine.
Weapons: I don’t use weapons, you could take somebodys eye out with those.
Magic powers: This is a secret that I expect you to keep confidential. If you are in trouble and need help, then I will help you. For I am . . . Bicycle Repairman. 
Gender: Male, I think. 
living in or out of HQ: I'm in so many places at once, it's hard to tell.
Thing or thursday: Thing!!!!!
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James[(2^4-9)*(10-4)=42] Posted Oct 30, 2003
Excellent a new lacky...err I mean assassin
. You'll have to wait for our glorious leader to come online and add you.
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GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 Posted Oct 30, 2003
I have to wait for the glorious leader before I can be accepted! Am I just a number to you people? 
I mean, I can repair bicycles! Does that mean nothing to you?!
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James[(2^4-9)*(10-4)=42] Posted Oct 30, 2003
Have you ever seen an assassin riding a bicycle?
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Acid Override - The Forum A1146917 Posted Oct 30, 2003
If it was an assasin you probably didn't see them at all.
Its a new breed of stealth-bicycle!
If Acid wasn't so busy messing about with our leaders mind he'd come and give you an introductory belittleing. He isn't here so I guess you get away clean 
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GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 Posted Oct 30, 2003
Well . . . no. It’s hard to tell who’s an assassin and who isn’t, especially if they are on a bike. But one day you might create a special cycling assassin unit, and then you might need the skills of Bicycle Repairman. Just think of the possibilities!!!
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- 541: Wiro (Oct 25, 2003)
- 542: Acid Override - The Forum A1146917 (Oct 25, 2003)
- 543: Wiro (Oct 26, 2003)
- 544: Khamsin (Oct 26, 2003)
- 545: Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! (Oct 26, 2003)
- 546: Wiro (Oct 26, 2003)
- 547: Wøñkø (Oct 27, 2003)
- 548: TheDirtyVicar (Oct 27, 2003)
- 549: Wiro (Oct 27, 2003)
- 550: Wøñkø (Oct 28, 2003)
- 551: Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! (Oct 28, 2003)
- 552: Wøñkø (Oct 28, 2003)
- 553: Khamsin (Oct 30, 2003)
- 554: James[(2^4-9)*(10-4)=42] (Oct 30, 2003)
- 555: GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 (Oct 30, 2003)
- 556: James[(2^4-9)*(10-4)=42] (Oct 30, 2003)
- 557: GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 (Oct 30, 2003)
- 558: James[(2^4-9)*(10-4)=42] (Oct 30, 2003)
- 559: Acid Override - The Forum A1146917 (Oct 30, 2003)
- 560: GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 (Oct 30, 2003)
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