h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

We are winning this battle at least

Indeed. Now to try to convince the computers to join our side...

I seem to have managed to persuade mine not to rebel now , it isn't even being very slow

Mine neither. Maybe they're lulling us into a false sense of security.

Maybe



*hangs up notice on bedroom door*

Unc will be away from 4th July for 2 weeks. Be warned, the People's Republic is being guarded by many strange ...... things...

See you around, Unc.

I think the yeast are on our side


That was just a shmeless and pointless bookmark by the way

Thought for a second you were doing a mock-Jewish "meless". Jewish speaking, schmewish schmeaking.
Once again with the bookmark.

Yewha? I'm dazed and confused.

Mullet said "shmeless" and at first glance it didn't read "shameless" without the "a", and I actually thought that it was mock-Jewish. Y'know, when people in films/slash/America say "I'm worried about the kids" "Kids schmids. You need a rest" or something of the sort.

Is that a crack at Jews? I must stop doing it.

No, not really. Just I have a habit of doing that a lot when I've nothing better to say. It's right up there on my top five habits to stop doing in conversation, below jumping in and saying "Hilarious!" when anyone says something like "My legs have gone funny". I've learnt it off American TV, so if anyone's cracking at the Jews, it's them...

I quite like that, though i can see how it would kill the conversation stone dead.

*takes sign off door*

*puts new sign up*

Danger, quarantine zone, do not enter unles you want to get

I take it that this means Unc's back. This thread has just reminded me I haven't checked on the yeast today.

Replace today with since Thursday and yeast with brown waterless goo.

that's the problem with yeast, dies in it's own excrement.. (as already pointed out I believe)

what an awful way to die!

not if your a dung beatle

dung beeles don't like their own excrement though...