h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I was thinking of Bette Davis

Time for more ?

*Extends her for a refill.*

Caer, can you call a taxi?

What if we do a Don't Panic / Healthstone meld? I was thinking of the rest of our party the last time we did that to get out of the Althian Crib, and I'm sure I can concentrate on "there's no place like home" to get us back to the atelier, especially if Witty will click those Manolo Blahniks together twice!

That's a good idea, the icon has had time to recharge.

You know what taxis are like; can't promise to be there within the hour, get lost trying to find you, then sit outside assuming that you have ESP so that they don't have to get out and ring the doorbell!

*aside to Lil and Witty*

You know, I think we could have at least got an award for adventure catering and fashion style.

[Mog] Well, something else just occurred to me: the Keymaker keeps showing up randomly just for sight gags ... wonder if we can con /him/ into helping get us out of here?

And we did a lot of holistic detection, too.

Keymaker?

*The Lizard-Rat Thing picks up a crumb and nibbles it*

Lizard-Rat Thing-

Greklas-Actually, I think their plan might work, since they are so eager to escape. I could, I suppose enhance the PDA. Teleporters aren't my specialty, but I know enough about them to enhance them to fairly strong levels.

*to lizard-rat thing* You haven't been to the Atelier, or you would understand our desire to get back. If we wait for the opportunity to get to the castle, though, we're just going to wait into more fight, waves of zombies again, and other monsters.

And I have a Thanksgiving banquet to manage.

On the other hand, it doesn't seem right to leave YK behind.

Sartasmus-If you honestly think that I'm going to let you people anywhere NEAR my Crypt, then you need to rethink things.

Would you give us safe passage through the teleportation chamber? Oh, that's right, it's smashed. So if we went to the castle we'd have to ride along to wherever you choose to ferry us. I see white slavery in our future.

The question is, does the Jedi need to be rescued? He has a taste for that battle thing.

Sartasmus-Well, my advice seems to count for absolutely nothing with you, so my suggestion of "let's just find him and ask" will most likely die in committee.

[Mog] Y'know what? You've got a point! Let's see if we can find out where he is!


[Trunks] Now I just /know/ it's gonna end up with a wild goose chase.

Ancient One, are you in communication with the lot that went up in the lift and smashed the controls?

The Ancient One-No.

[Vegeta] [as Anceint One] "But I /can/ get you the pizza place on South Main Street."

[The prison door opens, leading to the Matrix corridor at F13649?thread=350526 with the Keymaker behind it.]

[Keymaker] I can give you a shortcut home ...

*hastily packs up the things*

Thought taxi has obviously got lost!

*steps through the door*

*Puts on fresh lipstick and smooths her skirt.*

Now, that is what I call service.

*Steps through after Caer.*

*follows the others, feeling sort of all adventured out*