h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

[Trunks] Would being his on-off girlfriend have anything to do with it?

*covers the ring* She sold him out AND kept the ring! That is so totally LOW.

*uncovers the ring* Hi Julie. I was just wondering if you've ever had your hair done at Sylvia's.

*a tune starts running through her brain cell...

Sylvia's mother says....

Oh no, not again!

Julie-I heard that remark about the ring. It's a common bounty hunter practice to ensure that a bounty head can't communicate to the outside for help. Besides, I was sure that he could escape from the losers at the Coalition of Terror....he did escape from them, right?

Anyway, I think I've heard of Sylvia. A friend of mine named Edward recommended her. She said that Sylvia's work lasts longer than most nano-hair stylists. However, Edward never really combs or brushes her hair, so I've not really listened to her advice. Why do you ask? I've got Sylvia's number if you'd like it.

[Mog] Ooh, can she do my pom-pom? I've been meaning to have it adjusted ...

Edward is a 'she'?

How confusing.

I already have an appointment, thanks. And we're pretty close to rescuing Affi, no thanks to you. I see what you mean about taking away his comm devices, but ~wearing~ it is low. That's like eavesdropping.

*gives Stephanie's slip of paper to Mog* Here's the number. Are you into nanite hairstyling?

[Mog] [scratches his head] In my case, that's just about my only hope.


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Julie-I wasn't *wearing* the ring, I had it on my desk drawer. You're just lucky that I was in the room so that I could catch you. And to the person who's there with you: Edward says that she came up with the name herself and that she preferred it to whatever her real name is. She's a strange one. Last time I saw her she was literally swinging from a chandellier.

*mollified* Oh, well, that's different.

Have you thought about what Affi is going to say to you after he's been rescued?

It's been so nice talking to you.
*presses the green stone again to release the comm*

Now, let's get a plan. Is the tea brewed?

Lizard-Rat Thing-<Well, is anyone comfortable with running in, guns-a-blazing? Similarly, is anyone interested in attempting to reason with the other five members of B.E.T.T.E. and avoiding violence altogether? The only plans that I can think of that don't involve us avoiding an encounter with these villains altogether involve those two to varying degrees of use.

If that other lot are mixing it with Betty, then guns ARE blazing as we speak. And we need to do something about the cribs. How do they work? I mean, how does one gain control over the cribs?

*pours fresh out*

Swings from chandeliers?

*Exits the prison to find a gathering right outside.*

So there you all are. I'm so glad I don't have to jog anywhere.

So, do we have a plan?

Lizard-Rat Thing-

[The side door opens, revealing Dylan and the Keymaker.]

[Vegeta] ... What the hell!?

[Dylan] Whoops, wrong door! [hurriedly shuts it]


[Mog] [who is a bit behind in the conversation] Well, if Yar's there, it might NOT be guns-a-blazin' yet ...

Witty, we're inside the Ancient One, just step through that hatch


But the Althian Bounty Hunter stole those cribs, right? How did ~he~ get control over them?


Affi, do we have to wait two weeks for GL to come back before we interact further with the Ancient One or what?

Witty! There you are, ?

*pours her a cup anyway*

*Enters the clam shell and accepts the cup from Caer.*

Thanks. Did I miss anything important? I gather Garius was successful in his challenge to the Ancient One.