A Conversation for Regiment Tooth 'n' Claw
The Canteen
ex Brigadeer, now Tealady Werekitty aka Tobru De'ran; ex sith extraordinaire, well poked veggie fascist and Goo Goose Posted Sep 13, 2003
Watch out - you're stepping in your alter ego.
Great rage therapy that 
The Canteen
ex Brigadeer, now Tealady Werekitty aka Tobru De'ran; ex sith extraordinaire, well poked veggie fascist and Goo Goose Posted Sep 13, 2003
oh yes. Right down to the green wobbly bit.
*hands him the green wobbly bit*
The Canteen
Commander Xerxes Thamian Meridian Posted Sep 13, 2003
Deactivate holomine. *the remains of 'thamian' disappear*
The Canteen
ex Brigadeer, now Tealady Werekitty aka Tobru De'ran; ex sith extraordinaire, well poked veggie fascist and Goo Goose Posted Sep 13, 2003
*shrugs*
Meh.
Now rebuild the canteen, Captain.
*rubs her paws together in a megalomaniac fashion*
The Canteen
ex Brigadeer, now Tealady Werekitty aka Tobru De'ran; ex sith extraordinaire, well poked veggie fascist and Goo Goose Posted Sep 13, 2003
*looks confused*
Which reality?
The Canteen
Commander Xerxes Thamian Meridian Posted Sep 13, 2003
As in do i have to get ricks and the like rebuild, or can i just reprogram a holomine.
The Canteen
Commander Xerxes Thamian Meridian Posted Sep 13, 2003
As in do i have to get bricks and the like rebuild, or can i just reprogram a holomine.
The Canteen
ex Brigadeer, now Tealady Werekitty aka Tobru De'ran; ex sith extraordinaire, well poked veggie fascist and Goo Goose Posted Sep 13, 2003
No. I want to be able to make someone cook for me. That dynamite /was/ real. 
The Canteen
Commander Xerxes Thamian Meridian Posted Sep 13, 2003
yeah, you can still cook. It'll mean some very fiddley reprogramming but that doesn't really matter.
The Canteen
ex Brigadeer, now Tealady Werekitty aka Tobru De'ran; ex sith extraordinaire, well poked veggie fascist and Goo Goose Posted Sep 13, 2003
build it brick by brick! With you tongue!
*begins to get into the swing of being tyranical*
The Canteen
Commander Xerxes Thamian Meridian Posted Sep 13, 2003
ok
*pulls 6 disics out of his belt*
Active holomines.
*6 thamians rise up from the 6 disics*
Right find some bricks, mortar and what ever else you need, and rebuild this place.
*the six holomines go about there work like lightening*
The Canteen
ex Brigadeer, now Tealady Werekitty aka Tobru De'ran; ex sith extraordinaire, well poked veggie fascist and Goo Goose Posted Sep 13, 2003
*sighs*
Maybe i need to work on it...
The Canteen
Commander Xerxes Thamian Meridian Posted Sep 13, 2003
*the holomines finish and the canteen is sparkling clean with no sign that it was blown apart*
They are so flipping fast because the only restarains on their speed is the speed of light.
The Canteen
Ace Rimmer [pretending] Posted Sep 13, 2003
*punches holomine in the face*
Ahhh... that felt good.
*goes to put his hand in a bucket of ice*
The Canteen
Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Sep 13, 2003
*puts a bucket of ice on the table*
*looks for some food*
The Canteen
ex Brigadeer, now Tealady Werekitty aka Tobru De'ran; ex sith extraordinaire, well poked veggie fascist and Goo Goose Posted Sep 13, 2003
sends a holomine to bake her a big fish pie*
I like these guys!
The Canteen
ex Brigadeer, now Tealady Werekitty aka Tobru De'ran; ex sith extraordinaire, well poked veggie fascist and Goo Goose Posted Sep 13, 2003
AH! Rimmer! Just the man!
Could you please go here and read and sign this - it's a cease fire treaty: A1280855
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- 161: Commander Xerxes Thamian Meridian (Sep 13, 2003)
- 162: ex Brigadeer, now Tealady Werekitty aka Tobru De'ran; ex sith extraordinaire, well poked veggie fascist and Goo Goose (Sep 13, 2003)
- 163: Commander Xerxes Thamian Meridian (Sep 13, 2003)
- 164: ex Brigadeer, now Tealady Werekitty aka Tobru De'ran; ex sith extraordinaire, well poked veggie fascist and Goo Goose (Sep 13, 2003)
- 165: Commander Xerxes Thamian Meridian (Sep 13, 2003)
- 166: ex Brigadeer, now Tealady Werekitty aka Tobru De'ran; ex sith extraordinaire, well poked veggie fascist and Goo Goose (Sep 13, 2003)
- 167: Commander Xerxes Thamian Meridian (Sep 13, 2003)
- 168: ex Brigadeer, now Tealady Werekitty aka Tobru De'ran; ex sith extraordinaire, well poked veggie fascist and Goo Goose (Sep 13, 2003)
- 169: Commander Xerxes Thamian Meridian (Sep 13, 2003)
- 170: Commander Xerxes Thamian Meridian (Sep 13, 2003)
- 171: ex Brigadeer, now Tealady Werekitty aka Tobru De'ran; ex sith extraordinaire, well poked veggie fascist and Goo Goose (Sep 13, 2003)
- 172: Commander Xerxes Thamian Meridian (Sep 13, 2003)
- 173: ex Brigadeer, now Tealady Werekitty aka Tobru De'ran; ex sith extraordinaire, well poked veggie fascist and Goo Goose (Sep 13, 2003)
- 174: Commander Xerxes Thamian Meridian (Sep 13, 2003)
- 175: ex Brigadeer, now Tealady Werekitty aka Tobru De'ran; ex sith extraordinaire, well poked veggie fascist and Goo Goose (Sep 13, 2003)
- 176: Commander Xerxes Thamian Meridian (Sep 13, 2003)
- 177: Ace Rimmer [pretending] (Sep 13, 2003)
- 178: Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! (Sep 13, 2003)
- 179: ex Brigadeer, now Tealady Werekitty aka Tobru De'ran; ex sith extraordinaire, well poked veggie fascist and Goo Goose (Sep 13, 2003)
- 180: ex Brigadeer, now Tealady Werekitty aka Tobru De'ran; ex sith extraordinaire, well poked veggie fascist and Goo Goose (Sep 13, 2003)
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