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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Sep 6, 2003
ohhhh i will have one of them then 
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ex Brigadeer, now Tealady Werekitty aka Tobru De'ran; ex sith extraordinaire, well poked veggie fascist and Goo Goose Posted Sep 6, 2003
*hands her a 
*
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ex Brigadeer, now Tealady Werekitty aka Tobru De'ran; ex sith extraordinaire, well poked veggie fascist and Goo Goose Posted Sep 6, 2003
It's made from 100% marmot meat.
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Sep 6, 2003
marmot?...
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ex Brigadeer, now Tealady Werekitty aka Tobru De'ran; ex sith extraordinaire, well poked veggie fascist and Goo Goose Posted Sep 6, 2003
small rodent.
Like a big gerbil.
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Ace Rimmer [pretending] Posted Sep 7, 2003
*roles around a corner with a bazooka on his shoulder*
Not here.
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ex Brigadeer, now Tealady Werekitty aka Tobru De'ran; ex sith extraordinaire, well poked veggie fascist and Goo Goose Posted Sep 7, 2003
*whispers* I think he's looking for the mosquito...
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Ace Rimmer [pretending] Posted Sep 7, 2003
*swings around and aims at Werekitty*
Don't come any closer you blood-sucking little filthy... oh it's you, I'm sorry Brigadeer.
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ex Brigadeer, now Tealady Werekitty aka Tobru De'ran; ex sith extraordinaire, well poked veggie fascist and Goo Goose Posted Sep 7, 2003
*moves the barrel of the gun so it's aimed away from her face*
Hunting the mosquito, Sir?
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ex Brigadeer, now Tealady Werekitty aka Tobru De'ran; ex sith extraordinaire, well poked veggie fascist and Goo Goose Posted Sep 7, 2003
Yes Sir.. of course it can Sir....
*edges towards the phone*
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Ace Rimmer [pretending] Posted Sep 7, 2003
*suddenly looks terrified and stares at something behind Werekitty*
L-l-l-lo-ook behind you!
*Werekitty turns around and faces a 7 feet, big, grey, blood-dripping filthy monster with 4 legs and a disgusting long, hairy mouth with bloodstains around the edges*
MOSQUITO!!! SHOOT IT!
The Canteen
ex Brigadeer, now Tealady Werekitty aka Tobru De'ran; ex sith extraordinaire, well poked veggie fascist and Goo Goose Posted Sep 7, 2003
You sure that's not a wolf?
*edges back*
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Ace Rimmer [pretending] Posted Sep 7, 2003
Let's see.
*picks up chewing bone*
Want a bone?
*monster folds out wings and flies towards Werekitty*
I ain't no expert on wolfs but I'd guess no.
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ex Brigadeer, now Tealady Werekitty aka Tobru De'ran; ex sith extraordinaire, well poked veggie fascist and Goo Goose Posted Sep 7, 2003
eep.
*dives for cover*
KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT!!!
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Ace Rimmer [pretending] Posted Sep 8, 2003
*fires bazooka round but misses and takes out wall of canten* 
Oops, sorry.
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ex Brigadeer, now Tealady Werekitty aka Tobru De'ran; ex sith extraordinaire, well poked veggie fascist and Goo Goose Posted Sep 8, 2003
look out for the mosquito!!!
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Ace Rimmer [pretending] Posted Sep 8, 2003
*throws a garbage can lid to Werekitty and takes one for himself and uses it as a shield and draws his sword*
I'm gonna turn you into a kebab!
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- 101: Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! (Sep 6, 2003)
- 102: ex Brigadeer, now Tealady Werekitty aka Tobru De'ran; ex sith extraordinaire, well poked veggie fascist and Goo Goose (Sep 6, 2003)
- 103: Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! (Sep 6, 2003)
- 104: ex Brigadeer, now Tealady Werekitty aka Tobru De'ran; ex sith extraordinaire, well poked veggie fascist and Goo Goose (Sep 6, 2003)
- 105: Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! (Sep 6, 2003)
- 106: ex Brigadeer, now Tealady Werekitty aka Tobru De'ran; ex sith extraordinaire, well poked veggie fascist and Goo Goose (Sep 6, 2003)
- 107: Ace Rimmer [pretending] (Sep 7, 2003)
- 108: ex Brigadeer, now Tealady Werekitty aka Tobru De'ran; ex sith extraordinaire, well poked veggie fascist and Goo Goose (Sep 7, 2003)
- 109: Ace Rimmer [pretending] (Sep 7, 2003)
- 110: ex Brigadeer, now Tealady Werekitty aka Tobru De'ran; ex sith extraordinaire, well poked veggie fascist and Goo Goose (Sep 7, 2003)
- 111: Ace Rimmer [pretending] (Sep 7, 2003)
- 112: ex Brigadeer, now Tealady Werekitty aka Tobru De'ran; ex sith extraordinaire, well poked veggie fascist and Goo Goose (Sep 7, 2003)
- 113: Ace Rimmer [pretending] (Sep 7, 2003)
- 114: ex Brigadeer, now Tealady Werekitty aka Tobru De'ran; ex sith extraordinaire, well poked veggie fascist and Goo Goose (Sep 7, 2003)
- 115: Ace Rimmer [pretending] (Sep 7, 2003)
- 116: ex Brigadeer, now Tealady Werekitty aka Tobru De'ran; ex sith extraordinaire, well poked veggie fascist and Goo Goose (Sep 7, 2003)
- 117: Ace Rimmer [pretending] (Sep 8, 2003)
- 118: Commander Xerxes Thamian Meridian (Sep 8, 2003)
- 119: ex Brigadeer, now Tealady Werekitty aka Tobru De'ran; ex sith extraordinaire, well poked veggie fascist and Goo Goose (Sep 8, 2003)
- 120: Ace Rimmer [pretending] (Sep 8, 2003)
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