h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Ok... you can plea for your promotion..... now.

My memory tells me I've asked this before, possibly twice before but I can't find the post where I asked so maybe it didn't send properly. Anyway, once I've been through a week's backlog I may find it but anyway: Can I be head of Aqua Taskforce

In fact, I'm sure I already asked because I asked and wrote some corrections about your vivisection page. Do you remember? (Not factual corections by the way, it was a good page. Just spelling error corrections)

Yup. You can.

Ho hum.... what ranks can I make you again?
It's up to Major.

How does... Captain sound?
You're an active member of the Terranics

By the power invested in me by the worshipful Field Marshall Spook. I hereby promote you to Captain and Leader of the Aqua Taskforce of the TnCs.

*shakes hand heartily, not smirking once*

Congratualations sonny jim me laddy.

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- Werekitty (I'm a )

Found it. The reason it wasn't on my list of postings was that it was on my page on a thread you'd posted on so I knew you'd get the message. Sometimes I'm too cunning for my own good.

Indeed.

How do you like Captain Mullet?

I like. Sorry I didn't say before, but I didn't refresh the pag and so when I wrote that last one I didn't even know you had replied to the first. As I said before, I like.

You wouldn't happen to be a Thingite would you?

Yes.

But I'm not sure if I ever actually got added to the official list.

Perhaps I am an unofficial thingite?

Aaaaargh. Not another one. Somebody else joined and didn't get put on the list and then there was a whole problem with the list and the +1 ites were spawned. That's why I asked whether you were a thingite, since I'm recruiting for the +1 ites

I think I must be a plus 1 ite. I joined ages ago.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/classic/F63252?thread=226478&skip=0&show=20 There. But I'm not on the list see.

It's like how I joined the Terranic army.

You weren't actually gabbled in though!!!

The reason I loked confuzzled was because you said you thought you must be a +1 ite . I assumme you meant Thingite coz a +1 ite is different. It's this: A1061579

Now I'm confuzzled.

Sorry, I was taalking to Werekitty, not you (that wasn't meant rudely, I was genuinely apologising for the confusion)

Anyway, Werekitty, you were never gabbled in!!! Hence you are not technically a thingite. You need to request gabbling over on somewhere like No No No.

What happened to those mutant werewallaroos? We could use them in the army.

Ignore him. It's thingite talk which should not be being discussed in a room meant for promotion discussions.

*slaps Mullet's and her own hand(s)*

I'm assuming you're here coz you're after a promotion?

Not really. I just decided to see what was happening in here.



But a promotion would be nice.

Did the bloody site delete our postings?