h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

i am pretty sure you will have other chances to use it. now, which key is it. not that one, that's the porsche, that's the pente house, that's the extremely large safe, ah, here it is

*undoes handcuffs and rubs wrists*

doesn't actually hurt you know. i just see them do this in the films.

*waits till he turns round and lifts keys out of his pocket using a very long, hooked piece of wire*

*doesn't notice*

*picks them off the end of the wire, wraps tissue around them to prevent any jangling and puts them in one of the empty halters on her waist*



hee hee... now they can never lock me up!

*carries on doing whatever it is that he is doing*

Would you like some more beer?

*fetches him another beer*



YOu know your keys, would they react in any adverse way if someone was to pinch them?

which set? the set with my car keys on or this set?

*produces a large metal ring loaded with keys*

this set is for the guardroom and they would detonate should they be stolen my house keys and car keys can be changed...

*pads pockets*

...now where did i put them

and roughly where did you leave your porshe?

well it's parked just outside. maybe i dropped them when i went to the toilet? i'l' just go and see..

*wanders off to the lavatory*

*wanders off to the porsche*



*places key in lock and turns it*

*wanders into the area*

Wow. It's Odo, the predator handler.

I'm stealing Creachy's porsche. Wanna join me?

*looks bored so blows up Creachy's porsche*

*helps herself to a glass of milk, and warms it up in the microwave*

Want something Anthea?
Or you gonna smiley at me again?

i was gonna get some pizza...

we've got s