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Post 61

Laura

I survived the killer whales but am short of a right kidney and only have part ownership of any remaining organs.


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Post 62

Existential Elevator

That's nothing! My parents auctioned off my remaining parts!


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Post 63

Laura

The rest of me was donated for medical research


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Post 64

Existential Elevator

Weren't you the posh one!

We weren't well educated enough for that one... I got sold to the circus!


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Post 65

Lou, (Listy) Not around too much, don't be offended if I don't reply.. I'LL TRY!

Circus!

I was sold to an animal testing cosmetic company under the guise of a pink rabbit!


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Post 66

Existential Elevator

Pah! At least you could afford the costume.... I had to wear leaves and mud!


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Post 67

Laura

Leaves and mud?

I only had leaves nibbled by catapillas, sandy loam and a bit of gleysol if I was lucky


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Post 68

toybox

I remember that! *I* was the sandy loam!


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Post 69

Existential Elevator

Yeah.... At least you were lucky enough to be *something*

I was a puff of air!!


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Post 70

Laura

Hmph, I was the back end of a wet week


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Post 71

Existential Elevator

And I was a wet weekend in Dorset!

Do you know how depressing that was<?>


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Post 72

Laura

I was the back end of a wet week in Devon

(not the last one, that was sunny. The one when a few people had to be sent home due to food poisoning)


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Post 73

Existential Elevator

Pah. Devon. You don't know you're born!

Food poisoning.... Don't get me started on food poisoning....


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Post 74

Lou, (Listy) Not around too much, don't be offended if I don't reply.. I'LL TRY!

FOOD POISONING!

I once spent a year with food poisoning from albatross beak (I WAS DESPERATE!)


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Post 75

AlexoOo

Right

I lived in the sewerage (and diseased organ) outlet of a turkish hospital, surviving on a diet of diseased skin and rusty used hyperdermic syringes. Eventually all my limbs fell off, I went blind and my tongue was eaten away by lizards. My body was dissolved by various diseases and I survived by chanting the lyrics of the only song I ever heard in my six months of suffering - The venga bus is coming, by the vengaboys.


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Post 76

Existential Elevator

Pah!

I did all that, and died. I was bured in a suitcase. A mad scientest dug me up and resurrected me for experimentation.


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Post 77

toybox

Well I was buried alive, and a mad scientist killed me for experimentation!


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Post 78

Existential Elevator

.....but you can afford the medium to send messages for you...

I couldn't!


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Post 79

toybox

Lucky you! The medium flushed me with popups and spams and insurance ads!


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Post 80

toybox

(not "flushed", but overwhelmed or submerged or whatever)


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