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Laura Posted Jun 23, 2003
I survived the killer whales but am short of a right kidney and only have part ownership of any remaining organs.
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Existential Elevator Posted Jun 23, 2003
That's nothing! My parents auctioned off my remaining parts!
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Laura Posted Jun 23, 2003
The rest of me was donated for medical research
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Existential Elevator Posted Jun 23, 2003
Weren't you the posh one!
We weren't well educated enough for that one... I got sold to the circus!
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Lou, (Listy) Not around too much, don't be offended if I don't reply.. I'LL TRY! Posted Jun 23, 2003
Circus!
I was sold to an animal testing cosmetic company under the guise of a pink rabbit!
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Existential Elevator Posted Jun 23, 2003
Pah! At least you could afford the costume.... I had to wear leaves and mud!
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Laura Posted Jun 23, 2003
Leaves and mud?
I only had leaves nibbled by catapillas, sandy loam and a bit of gleysol if I was lucky
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Existential Elevator Posted Jun 24, 2003
Yeah.... At least you were lucky enough to be *something*
I was a puff of air!!
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Existential Elevator Posted Jun 24, 2003
And I was a wet weekend in Dorset!
Do you know how depressing that was<?>
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Laura Posted Jun 24, 2003
I was the back end of a wet week in Devon
(not the last one, that was sunny. The one when a few people had to be sent home due to food poisoning)
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Existential Elevator Posted Jun 24, 2003
Pah. Devon. You don't know you're born!
Food poisoning.... Don't get me started on food poisoning....
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Lou, (Listy) Not around too much, don't be offended if I don't reply.. I'LL TRY! Posted Jun 24, 2003
FOOD POISONING!
I once spent a year with food poisoning from albatross beak (I WAS DESPERATE!)
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AlexoOo Posted Jun 25, 2003
Right
I lived in the sewerage (and diseased organ) outlet of a turkish hospital, surviving on a diet of diseased skin and rusty used hyperdermic syringes. Eventually all my limbs fell off, I went blind and my tongue was eaten away by lizards. My body was dissolved by various diseases and I survived by chanting the lyrics of the only song I ever heard in my six months of suffering - The venga bus is coming, by the vengaboys.
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Existential Elevator Posted Jun 25, 2003
Pah!
I did all that, and died. I was bured in a suitcase. A mad scientest dug me up and resurrected me for experimentation.
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toybox Posted Jun 25, 2003
Well I was buried alive, and a mad scientist killed me for experimentation!
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Existential Elevator Posted Jun 25, 2003
.....but you can afford the medium to send messages for you...
I couldn't!
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toybox Posted Jun 25, 2003
Lucky you! The medium flushed me with popups and spams and insurance ads!
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toybox Posted Jun 25, 2003
(not "flushed", but overwhelmed or submerged or whatever)
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